Polish Sausage... DOH!!

[TORQUE THIS]

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage. " The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"



The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"



The clerk says, "Well, no. "



With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"



The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot. "

 

[Hohn]

Our local Home Depot has a trailer out front that sells Polish Sausage! Go figure... .

 

[fkovalski]

I don't get it... :-laf

 

[Whitmore]

My wife is Polish and blond too, the part that kills me the most is that she is sharp as a whip and very rarely can anyone fool or out witt her.



I tease her all the time about all Polish names ending in "ski"



Its because they couldn't spell toboggan



cheers, Kevin