Prison vs. Work

[Doc Tinker]

IN PRISON

You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK

You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.



IN PRISON

You get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK

You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.



IN PRISON

You get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK

You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.



IN PRISON

A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK

You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.



IN PRISON

You can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK

You get fired for watching TV and playing games.



IN PRISON

You get your own toilet.

AT WORK

You have to share.



IN PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK

You can not even speak to your family and friends.



IN PRISON

All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then

they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.



IN PRISON

You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.

AT WORK

You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.



Humm?





Which Sounds Better?

 

[Deezul1]

Welcome back Doc, where you been? we have been low on humor here for a while.

 

[DarrellB]

But in prison

Butt in prison you don't want to drop the soap. (if you know what I mean)



And will they let you play on the TDR like I can at work?



Got 1 More

You don't get to drive your CTD to and from prison.



The Last ones enough for me to stay out of prison. The others are 2 good reasons too.



Welcome Back Doc

Big D