Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
in remembrance of BIGDIG
who on Saterday Nov. 29,03
crossed over to the other
side into marriage
as we tried to change his
mind & point out all the bennies
of getting the milk for free on
Sat. Nov 22,03 Oo. Oo. Oo.
( don't ask cuz we ain't gunna
tell :--) , like we could
remember anyhow )
but he would not listen
to reason & went through with
it anyhow just to find out it was
really a beheading , as I've been told
it was relatively painless and it came off
with one quick snip , so now Mrs. DIG
controls all the assets of the DIG family
you will be in our memories for ever
but now as "LITTLEDIG"
CONGRATS DIG !
We are gathered here today
in remembrance of BIGDIG
who on Saterday Nov. 29,03
crossed over to the other
side into marriage
as we tried to change his
mind & point out all the bennies
of getting the milk for free on
Sat. Nov 22,03 Oo. Oo. Oo.
( don't ask cuz we ain't gunna
tell :--) , like we could
remember anyhow )
but he would not listen
to reason & went through with
it anyhow just to find out it was
really a beheading , as I've been told
it was relatively painless and it came off
with one quick snip , so now Mrs. DIG
controls all the assets of the DIG family
you will be in our memories for ever
but now as "LITTLEDIG"
CONGRATS DIG !