Root out the terrorists

[baby.driver]

Root out the terrorists

> >

> > The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all

> > Americans and Canadians unite together in a common cause to root out

> > terrorists hiding in our community.

> >

> > Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a

> naked

> > woman that is not one's wife, on Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p. m. EDT, all



> > North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely

naked

> > to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for

one

> > hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

> >

> > All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their

> houses

> > to prove that you think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since the

> > terrorists do not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is

> > further proof of

> > your anti-Taliban sentiment. )

> >

> > Names and addresses of non-participants should be sent to CIA

> Headquarters,

> > Langley, Virginia.

> >

> > The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out

> > terrorists and applauds your efforts.

> >

> > Please, by all means, send this to your fellow Patriots to ensure 100%

> > participation.

 

[Diesel Freak]

WOO HOO... ... NOW THAT IS A GOOD PLAN!

 

[BFC]

United we'll stand.....

 

[LarryB]

You havn't seen my neighbors wife! Bad idea, BAD idea! :{

 

[TPCDrafting]

LarryB, the six'er (or for some of us it would take more) is so that you have your beer goggles on when certain women walk by.

 

[JohnMcIntyre]

Two-bagger.....?

Originally posted by LarryB

You havn't seen my neighbors wife! Bad idea, BAD idea! :{

..... sounds like a two-bagger to me.....

 

[BFC]

..... sounds like a two-bagger to me.....

You beat me to it... . ROTFLMAO



TPC,



6? I'd be lucky to make it from the fridge to the porch with a six pack... ... ... ...

 

[LarryB]

She's what I call a "Three bagger".



I wouldn't let my dog watch. Third bag is for him.

 

[JHansen]

ROTFLMAO!!!!



I feel Larry's pain-on one hand there are a couple of cougars down the road that I would gladly take Saturday off work to sit in my lawn chair, drink beer, and scope out. However there are also a couple of 80 year old women that I'm afraid no amount of beer could insulate my eyes from. I fear the mental repercussions would never heal.....



Jason

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

#ad

 

[RHARVEY]

Wasn't there a country music song that talked about her being a 2 at 10 but a 10 at 2... . Maybe the darker it gets the better they look??:-laf :-laf :-laf



Rick

 

[JohnMcIntyre]

jailbait...?

Originally posted by JHansen

ROTFLMAO!!!!... . there are a couple of cougars down the road that I would gladly take Saturday off work to sit in my lawn chair, drink beer, and scope out. ... . Jason

No cougars in this neck of the woods, you must mean jailbait Jason

 

[LarryB]

I can proudly say I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman!





I am however somewhat reluctant to admit that I have woken up with a few.

 

[JohnMcIntyre]

Improving the odds......

Originally posted by LarryB

I can proudly say I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman!





I am however somewhat reluctant to admit that I have woken up with a few.

Larry, you need to redefine your selection criteria!!



JMc

 

[JHansen]

No-they're definitely cougarish John! No jailbait within a 10 mile radius of here-at least as far as I've seen .....



Jason