Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
Alan Reagan
TDR MEMBER
Some of you want an apology to the Chinese. I, The all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-important, all-informed, all-concerned Maha Rushie, am willing to offer one:
To president Jiang Zemin, Lin Piao, Lee Pung, "Dung" Xiaoping, Esq. , and whoever else wants to hear it,
Speaking on behalf of the United States of America and its citizens, I, Rush Limbaugh, officially say that we are sorry that you've killed millions of your own people during your Communist revolution.
We're sorry that you killed millions of your own people during the Cultural Revolution.
We're sorry you killed thousands of your own people in Tiananmen Square.
We're sorry that you continue to kill the Falun Gong.
We're sorry that you stole our nuclear missile technology.
We're sorry you are able to buy a presidential election, maybe two.
And we're sorry that Senator Dianne Feinstein, whose husband has investments in your country, couldn't keep her mouth shut when attempting to apologize in the name of our country.
Does that work for you? Probably not, but that's my apology. We will bury you.
Oh, I (Alan) probably need to add to this that we are sorry that Chinese flight school does not teach pilots that fly little planes to stay away from the underside of big airplanes or they will be uncontrollably sucked into the larger aircraft. And if a little plane follows a big plane, beware of the vortices. The pilot of the little plane will be sorry if he doesn't follow these rules.
[This message has been edited by Alan Reagan (edited 04-10-2001). ]
To president Jiang Zemin, Lin Piao, Lee Pung, "Dung" Xiaoping, Esq. , and whoever else wants to hear it,
Speaking on behalf of the United States of America and its citizens, I, Rush Limbaugh, officially say that we are sorry that you've killed millions of your own people during your Communist revolution.
We're sorry that you killed millions of your own people during the Cultural Revolution.
We're sorry you killed thousands of your own people in Tiananmen Square.
We're sorry that you continue to kill the Falun Gong.
We're sorry that you stole our nuclear missile technology.
We're sorry you are able to buy a presidential election, maybe two.
And we're sorry that Senator Dianne Feinstein, whose husband has investments in your country, couldn't keep her mouth shut when attempting to apologize in the name of our country.
Does that work for you? Probably not, but that's my apology. We will bury you.
Oh, I (Alan) probably need to add to this that we are sorry that Chinese flight school does not teach pilots that fly little planes to stay away from the underside of big airplanes or they will be uncontrollably sucked into the larger aircraft. And if a little plane follows a big plane, beware of the vortices. The pilot of the little plane will be sorry if he doesn't follow these rules.
[This message has been edited by Alan Reagan (edited 04-10-2001). ]
