Skippy is no longer allowed....

[Billy Diesel]

213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U. S. Army.



Absolutely hilarious.

 

[TurboTweaker]

Nice one will



The Fat Kid

Andy

 

[JoshPeters]

LMFAO



56. An order to “Make my Boots black and shiny” does not involve electrical tape



I'd never do that!



84. Must not use military vehicles to “Squish” things.



Another reason I'd never make the military!



124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.



125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.



126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.



127. “No Drinking Of Alcoholic Beverages” does not imply that a Jack Daniel’s ® IV is acceptable.

130. “I’m drunk” is a bad answer to any question posed by my commander.



I'd be screwed... ... !



145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.



146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.



This guy is good! *starts taking notes*



178. I am not “A lesbian trapped in a man's body”.



Uhh... Yes I am... . Get a good lookin woman over here, I'll prove it!



183. My chain of command has neither the time, nor the inclination to hear about what I did with six boxes of Fruit Roll-Ups. ®



*notes*



206. Not allowed to get shot.



Uhh..... How's that supposed to work? Your at war? The other guys aren't aiming at you?







Very Funny! I should do something like that from my work..... I've done quite a few there... . enough where I don't remember them all!





Josh

 

[Headshot zod]

Since I enjoy Star Trek and use to play Dungeons & Dragons I went through all of the skippy pages and laughed until my side split.

 

[Tcolesanti]

I'm dyin over here, that was the funniest thing I've read since the new year.