So.... Me and TqT were Drivin down the road......

[ToolManTimTaylor]

So... . Me and TqT were Drivin down the Highway playin arround with a guy in a white sport that didn't want to know us,the fact we were humans... . Nothin! So mark romps on it leaving a happy sott fart and we take off and get off the highway... ... with this a lady pulls up waving franticly at Mark to roll down the window (You know ... . it's that universal roll down the window jesture hand in circular motion)



So mark calmly rools down the window and she is tryin to get her point accross loudly enough over the cummins.



HER:



"You have a terrible amount of BLACK sooty smoke coming from your truck!!!"









VERY Scharcastic Mark:



Really!?





Her:

Nodding like Wheaties at a Sir Noddstrom seminar





Mark:



Why Thank you! I was not aware of that!





And in tears we turned the corner laughing in pain.







Ohhh it's good to be us

 

[Bob Wagner]

:-laf

 

[JLEONARD]

Toolman...

I'm surprised you didn't invite her to the next "dyno day".

:>)

 

[Wheaties]

Maybe you should have that looked at! I hear black smoke indicates you are burning oil! ... course if you're a Ford ... that could be a good thing if it gets rid of the surplus



MTE

 

[Wheaties]

Didja get that track bar in??? Howzit work?

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Yup, got the bar in, he just needs to get it aligned

 

[Wheaties]

Handles like a cross-eyed cow does it?

 

[Vaughn MacKenzie]

Originally posted by Wheaties

Handles like a cross-eyed cow does it?

ROFLMAO! :-laf :-laf :-laf



Vaughn

 

[JR2]

Be carefull guys, I smoked a little rice car and the guys followed me home and acused me of having sex with my mother repeatldy. He also informed me that my truck really stinks... all the time he was smoking a cig. I think I might have been a little more offenseve if the wife and kid where not in the truck at the time. The wife still is mad at me for that little incident.



JR2

 

[HoleshotHolset]

I smoke my co-workers all the time..... they tend to leave you alone after you explain to them that it's supposed to smoke like that. They know I'm a bit crazy... .



"Have you seen my stapler?!"



MTY - Shiny, happy soot farts holding hands... ... (sing it!!)

 

[98rammer]

:-laf

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Now, I can actually STOP a four way intersection. It is so funny to watch people just sit there and not move.

 

[HoleshotHolset]

Just remember the time Deo got pulled over in the green, twin 3" stacked - VW Rabbit pickup.....



Officer: "License and registration, please... . Any idea why I pulled you over?!"



Deo: "I wasn't speeding..... "



Officer: "No... . but the only time I could see your truck was in-between shifts. "



With the 'race pump' set to "holy crap!"... ... that little 1. 6L would obscure everything behind it in smoke - with the OEM injectors!! :-laf



MTY

 

[Will24]

I gotta see some pics of that! hmmm, VW with stacks

 

[tntway]

youse guys.......

just never cease to amaze me... .....



btw... ... ... smokin is a GREAT way to control tailgaters

 

[Got Smoke?]

Re: youse guys.......

Originally posted by tntway

just never cease to amaze me... .....



btw... ... ... smokin is a GREAT way to control tailgaters

Especially with plenty 'o fuel and stacks!



Had one that wouldn't leave me alone and I was already speeding the day after I got my miter cuts. Let off completely and put 'er to the floor! She backed off very #@$%! after the smoke cleared and she could see me again! :-laf



Man I can't wait to get another set of stacks on next week!