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(SOB!) BEAT by a FORD!

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I could hardly believe it - but there it was!

For all those long years, with my powerful diesel I had absolutely RULED this 7 mile stretch of 7% Sierra grade while towing my 8,000 lb. 5th wheel. Fords didn't have a chance - and the "regulars" of the GM camp I often encountered on this grade usually just pulled off to the shoulder when they saw me rapidly approaching in their rearview mirrors. But now, today, as I serenely began my way up that old familiar grade, I was rudely awakened by the loud roar and cackle of another vehicle behind me. It was absolutely UNTHINKABLE - but I turned and saw a '99 Ford Super Duty F-350 Power Stroke slowly overtaking me. First, his bumper was beside me - then the front tire. Next, thru the passenger side window I saw the driver with beads of sweat on his forehead as he gripped the steering wheel with white knuckles. He would momentarily stare at me, then quickly shift his anxious gaze to the road ahead, as he clearly worried whether he could get past before we reached the hills crest a scant 5 miles ahead. But surely, certainly, he overtook me inches at a time until finally, just before the hills crest, he was able to pull back into the lane ahead of me. I sat amazed and saddened as the driver and the little pop-up tent trailer he was pulling, swept off the freeway, and into the rest stop at the top of the hill. The driver quickly jumped from his F-350, and trotted to the nearby bathroom - he was consumed with mixed emotions as he happily realized that he had finally found a diesel he could actually PASS with his Ford, and at the same time was disgusted at the mess in his shorts the closeness of the victory had created. For my part, I was forced to realize and accept that my long reign as "king of the hill" was over, and that though my tow vehicle had served me long and well, it was now old and tired. If I was to again enjoy the ability to out-pull the new, fearsome Ford Super Duties, I would have to trade in my tractor, and get one of the new 20 horsepower Kabota diesels to replace the old 3 cylinder 16 hp job that had served so well, so long on this grade... .

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http://community. webshots.com/user/davison71 Early '91 250, 727 AT, 307 rear... Banks Stinger exhaust, intercooler... US Gear OD... Tweaked pump, upgraded radiator... MORE than a match for every new PS Ford encountered so far...

"Dura" WHAT? NOW I know where all those recycled beer cans go...

[This message has been edited by Gary - KJ6Q (edited 05-11-2001). ]
 
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Sounds like he had a super doodie #ad


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B I G O R A N G E AMBER-FIRE (BURNT ORANGE) / BRITE SILVER 2001(. 5), 2500, SLT, Q-CAB 4x4, SWB, AUTO, 3. 55, LSD, TOWING PACKAGE
ADD-ON'S: LINE-X, 1/4" STEEL LONGHORN HITCH COVER, WESTIN NERF BARS, YELLOW-TOP OPTIMAS
 
Originally posted by Gary - KJ6Q:
I sat amazed and saddened as the driver and the little pop-up tent trailer he was pulling, swept off the freeway, and into the rest stop at the top of the hill.

LMFAO... .
Had me going there for a minute #ad



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2001 ETH-DEE, Diablo Power Puck, Bosch 275's, Practical Solutions Boost Module and Elbow, LFT Silencer Ring Eliminator, K&N, Straight Piped http://www.mudrunner.sites.cc
 
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Don't feel too badly though, his was probably fully bombed. #ad
Excellent writing skill, you had me going too.

- JyRO

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Y2K 2500 Cummins ETC/DEE, SLT+, 4X4, Quad, LB, Intense Blue Sport, 3. 54 LSD, rear aux. springs (camper special), sliding rear window, all options except cab clearance lights including agate leather, totally stock engine, silencer ring removed, "stealth," mod to run fogs with high beam. (20. 8 mpg @ 70 mph) Since everybody else listed their toys, I will too.

2000 Toyota 4Runner SR5 4X4, 5-speed, 3. 4L V6 (25. 5 mpg @ 65 mph)
1990 Toyota Celica STX, FWD, 5-speed, 1. 6L I4 (36+ mpg @ 65 mph)
1983 Mazda RX-7 GSL Limited Edition RWD, 5-speed, 1. 1L Wankel (For sale)
No auto trannies in my home! Just say, "No!" to auto trannies.
 
Great tale... ... ... ... ... ..... one question, though.
SOB! - is that sob (whimper) or S. O. B. #ad

Joe

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White 2001 QuadCab 2500 Laramie SLT, HO 6-speed, 3. 54 limited slip, Mopar exhaust brake, towing/camper options, Turbo liner, Grover Air Horns (not yet installed), 275 injectors w/ PS boost module.
 
Whell, I guess I can admit that I 2 gots beat da ottter day by a bowtied and pferd, 'course I was just walking from 1 side of da stret to da otter an dey passd me w/o even loking bck.

SOTSU!!
\\BF//

PS: the geo and metro did it 2 along wiff a honde and v'dobleu.
 
JEEZE - I feel REAL slighted - I posted my little story over in the Ford group, and they DELETED it!

Those dern FORD fellas must be humor-impaired... #ad
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http://community. webshots.com/user/davison71 Early '91 250, 727 AT, 307 rear... 108,000 trouble-free miles... Banks Stinger exhaust, intercooler... US Gear OD... Tweaked pump, upgraded radiator... Power Shot 2000 propane system... Mag-Hytec double deep A/T transmission pan...

MORE than a match for every new PS Ford encountered so far...

"Dura" WHAT? NOW I know where all those recycled beer cans go...
 
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Gotta love it,,Pull this to read cause I could not envision it happening and was ready to get him help so he did not commit suicide,,Then he dupes us,,What a deal!!!,,Ya knew the Furd gang would do that,after all,If you repeatedly were embarrassed by Dodge Cummins trucks how much humor would you have,,Ya need to do the same thing on the Chubby site and see what they do,,Friggin great gotta love it!!!!

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98, Flame Red, Quad Cab, 2500, 4x4, 5spd, Autometer and Cyberdyne gauges,Edelbrock Performer IAS shocks,TST#10 plate,16cm housing, B-D Exhaust Brake,Timing Advanced,K&N,Totally Amsoiled,Cat Muffler and Silencer ring ALL M. I. A. ,A BOMBING IN THE PROCESS!!
 
HAMMER - no luck over on the GM page - they kicked me offa there a couple of months ago... They have NO sense of humor at all if you DARE criticise their Duramax... #ad
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About the ONLY ones LEFT posting regularly on the GM page are a couple of GM/DM employees - they've either kicked off all who question the DM engine, or delete their posts... Once you eliminate unsatisfied GM buyers, it doesn't LEAVE many LEFT to post! #ad


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http://community. webshots.com/user/davison71 Early '91 250, 727 AT, 307 rear... 108,000 trouble-free miles... Banks Stinger exhaust, intercooler... US Gear OD... Tweaked pump, upgraded radiator... Power Shot 2000 propane system... Mag-Hytec double deep A/T transmission pan...

MORE than a match for every new PS Ford encountered so far...

"Dura" WHAT? NOW I know where all those recycled beer cans go...
 
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i coulda' beat him... . c'mon Gary tell em' the throttle was only 1/2 way down. .

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Greg's 1993 D250 4x2. . 5-speed. . extended cab. . longbed. . bright white. . tinted windows. . 5-inch Peterbilt stack through bed. . "Cummnzpowr Air Intake-system"... . Piers' "tweak inductioned fuel pump"... . PW injectors... 12CM housing... Isspro Pyro &Boost guages. . "Stack-O-Saurus Rex"
 
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