Southern Terrorist

['956Wheel]

ATLANTA ( AP June 11) - The governors of Alabama, South Carolina,



Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made



a disturbing discovery in their states.



Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become



romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not



pretty and the governors now have the sad task of reporting



the emergence of a new race: Islamabubbas.



So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported



but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to



isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified



the following offspring:



Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba



Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It



Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba



Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat



Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl



Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat



Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have



Sprung from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and



Yomamma Bin Lovin.





Its a joke... I could anticipate the fire!



Mike

 

[SOOT]

My co-workers are looking at me as I pull myself off of the floor from falling out of my chair laughing so hard

 

[Champane Flight]

LMAO!!!!

Ain't it!

 

[rich m]

nowwww you've asked for it!!!!!

If yew deliberately locate yer house so that your periodic Mecca-bow also catches Graceland... ... you might be a Muslim Redneck!



If yer prayer rug doubles as floormats..... YMBAMR!



If yer turban has a trademark patch advertising farm equipment or corn seeds... ... YMBAMR!



If you've ever thought about making a camel go faster..... YMBAMR



If "call to prayer" is played on a banjo..... YMBAMR!



If you hear the expression "all-a-y'all" and kind'a do the "name in vain" cringe... . YMBAMR!