Speeding ticket.

[MCummings]

A police officer pulled me over for speeding yesterday ,, I had ALOT of extra time on my hands. Here is a bit of the "interesting"conversation we had.



Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Me: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.



Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Me: It's not my truck. I stole it.



Officer: The truck is stolen?

Me: Yah, but, actually, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.



Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Me: Uhh, Yah,. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the guy who owned this truck and put him in the camper.



Officer: There's a BODY in the CAMPER?!?!?

Me: Yah



After this litle conversation,, instead or arresting me, or taking me in (as I assumed he might),, the officer radio'd his captain. The truck was quickly surrounded by several police, and the captain approached me to settle the situation:



Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Me: Sure. Here. It is valid.



Captain: Who's truck is this?

Me: It's mine. Here's the owner's card.



Captain: Could you slowly open the glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Me: Yes, but there's no gun in it.



Captain: Would you mind opening up the Camper? I was told you said there's a body in there.

Driver: No problem. (I opened the camper,,of course,, no body. )



Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the truck, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the back.





My reply..... : Yeah, I'll bet the lying s. o. b. told you I was speeding, too. !!





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okay, so it was a joke. .



MerrickNJr



P. S. I didn't do this, and it would be best if you didn't either.

 

[Batman]

Thanks, I needed a good joke right about now.

 

[Bigsaint]

DOH !!!! I've heard that before, good one none the less



Scott W.

 

[Briar Hopper]

You've heard that one before, BigSaint? In person, after you pulled over the comedian, or just in print, like on a TDR post?

 

[chuck3]

I Liked It.

Good one.

 

[Bigsaint]

LOL@Briar . If I heard it in person, I could assure you that the motorist would be speaking with the Sgt. in person, right after he was released from the ER for unaccountable multiple bruises and contusions .



Scott W.

 

[DarrellB]

Next time when the officer asks to see your drivers license ask him if you can shoot his gun. Did this one night on a dare and I thought the guy was never going to quit laughing. He even forgot about the speeding ticket he was going to give me. What a cool guy.



Hold on I got another one.

It was about 2 years ago and me and my uncle were coming back from the stock yards with the 30' trailer in tow and we come up on a cop car with the lights flashing and no one to be seen. As we got closer to the car we noticed some one leaning up against the car. It was a female state trooper Chelly is here name and see was hand cuffed to the car mirror and her pants were down around her ankels. I couldn't help but giggle a little as I got out of my truck and walked over to her and asked what are you doing here like this. She said she pulled over a truck driver for speeding and before she knew what he was doing he had her bent over and took her gun and then hand cuffed her to the car and pulled down her pants. She had the truck plate #s and a description of the guy but could not reach her radio in the car.

My uncle got the radio from the car and she called in the sittuation and you could hear the dispacher laughing over the radio. We uncuffer her with the spare key in the glove box and she pulled her pants up said thanks you were the only person who stoped and got in her car and was gone. About a week latter she came down to the fire house and bought me a case of beer and said that about 15 other cars had went by and did nouthing except honk. How would you have liked to been that trucker when they cought him about 50 miles down the road. Can you say jail time.



Big D

 

[Bigsaint]

Big D, thought you were kidding at first, LOL. Actually, the story is kinda sad. Sad because they are allowing people into the job to fill quotas, not for the person themself. It's bad enough that someone disarms you, another to handcuff you to a car and pull down your pants. Makes me want to throw up in my shoes.



Scott W.

 

[DarrellB]

Yep, It was kind of funny at the time but when you start to think about it it's not funny at all. To think that she was not trained well enough to defend her self against this truck driver makes me wounder why she was even out there. She is not a very big person either, I don't think she wighs but 110lbs if that and she's not but about 5' 6". She's kind of of a hottie really. and I've seen her in her underware, more than once. She is now trained in martial arts and has taken many self defence classes and can kick my a$$ all day, and does frequently.



Big D

 

[Batman]

Big D

So you got to know her pretty well AFTER you saw her in her skivies?? I thought it was supposed to be the OTHER way around

 

[Bigsaint]

Big D, love at first sight Good for her, taking the extra training, pity the next motorist that trys to exit his vehicle.



Scott W.

 

[DarrellB]

We've gotten to know each othe pretty well, both want the same thing which is no big comittment right know.



But as for the next person that tries to exit their truck without permision, I feel very sorrey for them because she can put me to my knees with her tumb. (not a good feeling not being able to breath)



Big D