Survivor - Texas style

[Amianthus]

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor, Texas Style".



The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"



The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

 

[Don M]

No one will make it!



In California they may all get back though.



Don~

 

[RustyJC]

Originally posted by Don M

No one will make it!



In California they may all get back though.



Don~

Actually, they'll probably make it fine through Dallas, Austin and parts of Houston. They don't have a ghost of a chance in Odessa, though!



Rusty

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

They'd have hillbillies and rednecks from 3 states staged to take pot shots at 'em.



It'd be like driving through a 2,000 mi ambush!!!!



I'd watch every episode and tape them so I could see it in reruns

 

[dmurdock]

Yes, they'd probably get a key to the city and a police escort in Austin...

 

[NVR FNSH]

Originally posted by Don M

In California they may all get back though.



Don~

Depends on the route thru California. They'd make it thru SF & Marin with a police escort..... Most of the other areas - the central valley comes to mind - aren't quite so 'accepting'.



Brian

 

[TxDieselKid]

If you don't think they would make it through Odessa, they should try going through the piny woods of DEEP East Texas!



Andrew

 

[JConley]

As soon as the car gets close to the Mexican border, it would either be stolen or wrecked by an uninsured driver from Mexico.

 

[JCockrell]

They probably won't get too far off the starting line

 

[sdalton]

Dont forget to add the I love Bill Clinton, and the I love Ann Richards Bumper stickers.

 

[Jim Fulmer]

Remember TEXAN'S don't take I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER from anyone, some one would run them off the road and kick there a$$ before they made 50 miles.



Texas born and breedOo.

 

[me4osu]

We did that to one of our Chemical Engineers

We were installing some CO2 compressors next to an amine plant in Iraan, TX. The Chem. E was telling us that our compressors were causing his amine plant problems. Anyway, one of our mechanics made a cardboard sign that read "I'm gay and proud of it!" and fastened it to the grille of his rent car.



The whole way back to the La Quinta in Fort Stockton we were on the CB saying "Look at that homo in the white Taurus, he even has a sign on the front of his car". The truckers were cutting him off when he tried to pass, and everyone who had a CB was flipping him off as he went by.



He didn't figure it out until he got back to the hotel and saw the sign when he got out. He was not very pleased.

 

[TxDieselKid]

Re: We did that to one of our Chemical Engineers

Originally posted by me4osu

We were installing some CO2 compressors next to an amine plant in Iraan, TX. The Chem. E was telling us that our compressors were causing his amine plant problems. Anyway, one of our mechanics made a cardboard sign that read "I'm gay and proud of it!" and fastened it to the grille of his rent car.



The whole way back to the La Quinta in Fort Stockton we were on the CB saying "Look at that homo in the white Taurus, he even has a sign on the front of his car". The truckers were cutting him off when he tried to pass, and everyone who had a CB was flipping him off as he went by.



He didn't figure it out until he got back to the hotel and saw the sign when he got out. He was not very pleased.

That is TOO FUNNY!!!!



Andrew

 

[Don M]

Re: We did that to one of our Chemical Engineers

Originally posted by me4osu

We were installing some CO2 compressors next to an amine plant in Iraan, TX. The Chem. E was telling us that our compressors were causing his amine plant problems. Anyway, one of our mechanics made a cardboard sign that read "I'm gay and proud of it!" and fastened it to the grille of his rent car.



The whole way back to the La Quinta in Fort Stockton we were on the CB saying "Look at that homo in the white Taurus, he even has a sign on the front of his car". The truckers were cutting him off when he tried to pass, and everyone who had a CB was flipping him off as he went by.



He didn't figure it out until he got back to the hotel and saw the sign when he got out. He was not very pleased.

We did something similar at a job I was working on. We made a nice big sign for this jerks truck that read " Im gay and like little boys" He was nearly beaten up on his way home from work when he stopped at the beer store. We had a great laugh over that one.

I always check my truck now for stuff that could be hanging from it when Im around these guys.

Don~

 

[dmurdock]

One of my friends at work put one of those little "rainbow" stickers over the Texas symbol on my rear license plate. After a week she couldn't stand it anymore and told me... .



And I thought all those guys just liked the truck...



oh well

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

Originally posted by dmurdock

And I thought all those guys just liked the truck...

oh well

YUCK!!!

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