Table Knife or Steak Knife?

[Doc Tinker]

Which would you rather be stabbed with, a table knife or a steak knife? To clarify. . I mean being stabbed so either knife causes a punchure wound. Why do you think it would be better with your choice?



Doc

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Dooooc ..... Ummm is there something you want to tell us?

 

[willyslover]

Doc. . PLEASE keep your hands where we can see them

 

[illflem]

Seems like a steak knife would be better since it's sharper and will cut it's way in. A table knife would tear it's way in. Both are better than a wooden stake though.

 

[klenger]

I would prefer one of those 1" pocket knives, if I have a choice. You're sic Doc.

 

[Jeff H]

Just wondering. If both go through the skin. Would it make any difference?

I would have asked would you rather get cut with a chainsaw or a meat slicer? Then again this thread sounds like its for the horror movie bunch. :--)

 

[BigDaddy]

I mean being stabbed so either knife causes a punchure wound.

Doc,



Have you ever considered Prozac Just a thought



BTW, length for length, steak knife

 

[sdalton]

A sharp steak knife. Reason being is that the steak knike will leave a cleaner cutting wound and would therefore be easier to sew up. The dull table knife would do a lot of ripping and tearing on the way in, leaving a more jagged wound. Jagged wounds are harder to sew up, and the chances of the vascular tissue being torn could mean you would bleed out faster.

Oh well, too much time on my hands to think of these things. Maybe I should just go to sleep. Oh BTW, Doc, do you ever wake up at night in cold sweats, gasping for a breath??? You might be the only person I know more warped than myself.

 

[paccool]

DOC, I told you to keep taking your medicine!! How many days has it been since you stopped???



Stan

 

[Deezul1]

Ya'all let me know if your gona leave town and do any traveling

 

[RottnDogue]

Doc, I think it only fair I worn you... ... Before you reach for that Knife, I am Packin' and I wouldn't want to be the guy that brings a knife to a Gun Fight...

 

[Briar Hopper]

I wouldn't know. I use a KaBar bowie knife to cut my steak with. I've been thrown out of as many steakhouses as Doc has. Something to do with the waitresses being scared of me. Really hurts my feelings.

 

[Fireman Dave]

I'd say Mrs. Doc better arm herself.

 

[Papa Joe]

Is there butter involved ??

 

[Bill Lins]

Yep- I'd follow Doc anywhere- mainly out of curiosity!

 

[homeka45]

I'd have to guess you do a lot more driving than flying nowadays. Good thing you own a cummins.

Make mine a steak knife, mostly for aesthetic reasons.

 

[gatoram]

Can I opt for just a poke in the eye??

 

[hammersley]

It's not only the stabbing - it's what is done next with the knife that makes the steak knife more dangerous. But - what a thought... . This is a good subject for "Soldier of Fortune"

 

[CPH]

Steak or table knife

Doc,

I think another consideration should be plastic or stainless?



CPH

 

[The patriot]

Doc are you going to offer options at your next stabbing?:-laf :-laf :-laf