Taliban TV Guide

[me4osu]

Well, my hard-drive crapped out on me while I was in Poland, but I have a new one now. I'm baaaack.



TALIBAN TV GUIDE

MONDAYS



8:00 Husseinfeld

8:30 Mad About Everything

9:00 Monday Night Stoning

9:30 Win Bin Laden's Money

10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News



TUESDAYS



8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune

8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right

9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things

9:30 Afganistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

10:00 My Mullah the Car



WEDNESDAYS



8:00 Beat The Press

8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?

9:00 Married With 139 Children

9:30 Just Shoot Everything

10:00 Veil Watch



THURSDAYS



8:00 Osama and Grace

8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?

9:00 Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless

Dresses and Veils

9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban

10:00 My Favorite Martyr



FRIDAYS



8:00 Judge Omar

8:30 TeleTalibans

9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things

9:30 Cave and Garden Television

10:00 Allah

 

[gonehuntingagain]

I like the weather report better. .



Saturday:

Bright Sunny and 10,000 F

uv index of 2,000,000



Have a nice day!

 

[Andy Perreault]

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Allah McBeal

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