Terrorism Alert in France!!

[FATCAT]

It has been reported this morning by major news organizations that the Terror Alert status in France was raised from "RUN" to "HIDE". It is not at this time expected to rise to "SURRENDER" or "CAPITULATE", but may based on unfolding events.



The increase in the French Terror Alert was precipitated when the main French White Flag factory was burnt to the ground overnight, effectively disabling the French military.





..... developing.

 

[fox]

Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FOXY005]

Hmmm. I heard somewhere that they have a lot of French Military small Arms for sale, Never Fired Dropped Once !

 

[JPope]

Wonder what color system they use to denote levels of terrorism possibilities?



Isn't white when all of the colors of light are combined?

 

[Jumbo Jet]

Wonder what color system they use to denote levels of terrorism possibilities?

I really think it is varying shades of YELLER!

 

[klenger]

Hmmm. I heard somewhere that they have a lot of French Military small Arms for sale, Never Fired Dropped Once !

I heard they were dropped twice (WWI and WWII).

 

[HOBrian]

I heard they were dropped twice (WWI and WWII).

:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[JHerrlich]

I heard their tanks go faster in reverse.

 

[metal tech]

You know why the French planted trees next to the river? So the Germans could march in the shade. Hey now French tanks are the most advanced in the world, the are the only one's able to avoid any disturbance in their path due to the sensor package installed.

 

[tractorseller]

I read in the paper where Jacque Chirac challenged Bush to a fight (not a duel, but a fistfight without gloves). Evidently he's upset at the way his manhood has been challenged by many in this country over the Iraq deal and wants to restore his pride. My money is on Barbara.

 

[Rescue Ram]

You guys are something. :-laf :-laf :-laf