Terrorists Multiplying in Southern States

[rrausch]

Subject: terrorists are multiplying in the Southern States



The governors of Alabama, Georgia & Mississippi have announced that they

have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a

small number of terrorists have become romantically involved with the locals.

The result was not pretty, and we now have the sad task of reporting a

new sector of the human race: ISLAMABUBBAS



So far, only a smattering of actual births has been reported, and we are hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off.



To date, we have identified the following:



Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba

Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It

Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba

Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba

Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atagurl

Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl

Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa

Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat



Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed

Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.



We'll keep you posted

 

[me4osu]

Thats funny

I pasted the text in an e-mail to people I circulate jokes to. Thanks.

 

[chuck3]

ROFLMAO, good one.

 

[Mark_Kendrick]

liked it . .

 

[rich m]

time to whip out my "you might be a Muslim Redneck" collection!...

If yer prayer rug doubles as a floormat in your pickup truck... . ya might be a Muslim Redneck!



If you can play "call to prayer" on a banjo... ... YMBAMR!



If you substitute goat for ham in your breakfast grits... . YMBAMR!



If you've ever said, "Death to America, y'all" ..... YMBAMR!



If your flying carpet has a chew-spit stain on it... . YMBAMR!



If your idea of frequent flyer miles consists of standing downwind from the sheriff when he burns a pot patch..... YMBAMR!



If you've ever tried lighting shoes in an airplane... . ymbamr!



If your momma removed a cigarette and a bourqua-hat to tell the Highway patrol to "Kiss mah ayass!".....



If your bowling league wears bourquas.....



If your copy of the Koran is in the outhouse, and missing several pages.....



If you ever pronounced the title of the above-mentioned book as the "Ko-re-an"... ...



If you've searched Mohammed's writings for a reference to "floating like a butterfly/stinging like a bee".....



If you purposely located your house in such a manner as to ensure that your Mecca bow would also catch Graceland... .



If you wish Bo and Luke Duke had been called Abdul and Osama.....



If you've ever tried to "soup up" a 4-door Toyota pickup truck and call it a personnel carrier... .