Test Day 2

[Hummerchick]

Okay the class is here where is the teacher? Today was gonna be class review for the test. I have my no. 2 pencil and my college ruled paper. So what's the answer to the first question?? Help would be appreciatedOo.



Breaks, BigDig someone :{

 

[lschultz]

Are you sure the class is there?

If you don't know the answer your in deep:--) dodo Your one of them females so you should know. Where have you been?Does that pencil have lead in it?Do you have an eraser?You know if you were a lineman you would not carry a pencil with a eraser cause they can not make mistakes. I just through that in cause my son is a lineman. Just set at your desk and wait for the teacher to come.

 

[NETim]

This is one I've always wanted an answer for.



Two twins, one takes a 20 year trip on spaceship at the speed of light. When the twin returns, who has aged more?



And perhaps even deeper, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?



You have 5 minutes to complete the test.



Good luck.



Tim

 

[Doc Tinker]

1. What do chicken brains taste like?



Doc



Next question comes on day 3

 

[Hummerchick]

I hear the regular teacher is out today so who's gonna be the sub for the day? I hope it's gonna be someone with the answers to the test!



Where is the rest of the class?

 

[EMD Diesel Power]

Well... . 15-minute rule applies... . so thats probably why the class is gone. The teacher didnt show up.



Too nice of a day to be inside anyways. Nighttime is another matter though.



If a tree drops in the forest and nobody is around, does it still make a sound?





Jeff

 

[lschultz]

There standing in the corner

 

[Doc Tinker]

What corner? We're in a round room!



Doc

 

[Truckie]

Is it a padded room. I'm feeling a lot of stress here waiting to take this test, I'm going to bounce of the walls soon.

Is the teacher ever going to show up.

MIKE

 

[BIGDIG]

Originally posted by Hummerchick





Breaks, BigDig someone :{

Out of the 17,368 members,why is it that my name always comes up?????

 

[BreaksEverything]

sorry the teacher came late but I'm in nowOo.



Question #1 ; How long does it take a chick to drive a hummer from Westport to Derby @ 60 mph ???

Originally posted by EMD Diesel Power

Well... . 15-minute rule applies... . so thats probably why the class is gone. The teacher didnt show up.



Too nice of a day to be inside anyways. Nighttime is another matter though.



If a tree drops in the forest and nobody is around, does it still make a sound?





Jeff

15 mins????? & who the hell do you think fell that tree ??? it was me



Dig I see you found it first

 

[RBrunson]

Test

If it took a bow-legged grasshopper 64 hours to kick 93 cents worth of cucumber seeds out of a dell pickle... ... How long does it take crosseyed jack-ass to jump over a log fence?

Hint, they teach you this kind of stuff in the Army.

 

[Rebel_Horseman]

TEST??? Oh Lord I hope there's not a test. I didn't study for this one. I hope they don't give me the little cup this time cause I usually spill it on my hands. Oh crap I forgot my Golden Seals! Will this test require operating a motor vehicle because if so then I'm in a bind!



Test Question... If a man goes into the woods alone (i. e. without his wife/girlfriend/ball and chain/etc) and gets hit in the face by a large tree limb, is he still wrong?



NOTHER QUESTION... Why do are they called driveways if all you do is park your Cummins there? Why do you have a carpot for your truck? If "con" is the opposite of "pro" then is CONgress the opposite of PROgress?



Reb [><]

 

[Hummerchick]

Originally posted by BreaksEverything

sorry the teacher came late



Oh really how would you know, were you watching us?

 

[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by Hummerchick

Originally posted by BreaksEverything

sorry the teacher came late but I'm in now

Oh really how would you know, were you watching us?

no I forgot to turn the recorder on , I thought you already did



I'll remember next time Oo.

 

[BIGDIG]

Originally posted by BreaksEverything



Dig I see you found it first

Yup,I work fast..... So Hummerchick,what happens if I get an A+ do you lick my forehead and stick a star on it

or an F,do you spank me

 

[Hummerchick]

Originally posted by BIGDIG

Yup,I work fast..... So Hummerchick,what happens if I get an A+ do you lick my forehead and stick a star on it

or an F,do you spank me

Well you can sit in the corner and I'll tell you what to do to please the teacher to get back into her good graces, or you can always stay after school for extra helpOo. :--)

 

[BIGDIG]

I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

I'VE BEEN A BAD BOY

 

[BreaksEverything]

yea yea what else is new



where's the new B/C thread

 

[BIGDIG]

:{ I guess the teacher forgot about me:{