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[91W350]

A drunk comes staggering out of the local pub, there is a nun standing there on the sidewalk. The drunk glares at the nun, then grabs her and slams her against the wall of the bar. He peels her off the wall and slams her into a parked pickup. He peels her off the pickup and body slams her onto the sidewalk. He then sits on her chest and looks her in the eye, I guess you are just not up to it tonight, are you Batman?

 

[djbobo]

I had a Ford diesel

 

[Prairie Dog]

Originally posted by djbobo

I had a Ford diesel

Stop it, your killin me... But seriously folks,

Did you hear that the French have created their own version of the swiss army knife?

Yep, it comes complete with a corkscrew and a little white flag that pops up!

 

[91W350]

This is a real lifer!



A blonde, had to be a true blonde! From Bennington Kansas did not want to drive to Abilene Kansas to work because of fresh snow.



She called her husband, sort of disgusted, he tells her that is the reason they bought a four wheel drive pickup. Put it in four wheel drive and drive to work.



She is just about to Abilene when she calls him back. The engine is going really fast and the power poles are going by really slow. She used 4L, her theory was that 4L was for low snow and 4H was for high snow.



Really, and she is not married to me either! Glen

 

[Elite1]

A fellow called the other day and wanted to know if

I'd heard the story about the mountain farmer who got

in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring

farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy,

about 12 opened the door. "Is yer pa home?" the farmer

asked. "No sir he ain't," the boy replied. "He went to

town. " "Well said the farmer, is yer ma here?" "No,

she ain't here either. She went to town with pa. " "How

about your brother, Joe, is he here?" "He went with ma

and pa. " The farmer stood there for a few minutes,

shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to

himself. "Is there anything I can do fer ya?", the boy

inquired politely. "I know where all the tools are, if

you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message

fer pa. " "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. "I

really wanted to talk to yer pa. It's about your

brother Joe getting my daughter, Pearly Mae,

pregnant. "



The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to

talk to pa about that", he finally conceded. "But if

it helps you any, I know that pa charges $50 for the

bull and $25 for the boar hog but I really don't know

how much he gets for Joe. "