THE BEST Doc Tinker One Liner

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Good Ol' Doc

Does the moon have an odor?



Doc

Sorry , Had to be done

 

[HoleshotHolset]

The atmosphere on the moon's surface wouldn't allow for the average homo sapien to ever determine if it does have an odor or not...



MTY

 

[SRadke]

That depends..... Who's moon are we talking about here?

-Scott

 

[moparguy]

And speaking of Doc, where the heck is he. And what about Whitmore? Do these guys think they can just come and go as they please?



RJR

 

[Bob Wagner]

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Flies



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What do we know about flies?



I know there are House Flies, Bottle Flies and Horse Flies, are there other kinds of flies? How many kinds of flies can we list here?



What are flies good for?



Where did they come from?



Where are they going?



Why do flies bang their heads against windows? Can't they see glass?



Doc

 

[lschultz]

Whitmore can be found over on OilBurners. He has found a new home.

 

[Larry Willard]

Yea I've been wodering for a while what had happened to Doc. Miss his humor.

Larry

 

[TPCDrafting]

Doc Tinkerisms

Is a fetus a parasite?





What is baby oil made from?



I just learned that chewing gum, while peeling onions, will keep you from crying.



Oregon Is About To Explode







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Who's Got A Night Light?



Yeah, I sleep with a night light.



Actually it's the computer's power panel. There are a bunch of switches on it that are lighted when they are turned on.



My computer is in a sitting room, outside my bedroom and I leave it on all the time, so my daughter can get on the internet through the network and cable modem that's hooked to my computer.



I just turn off the monitor, when I go to bed, and close the bedroom door part way, but one of the animals always shoves the door open during the night and those darn lights shine in to the bedroom.



If I wake up, I start staring at those lights and my computer starts calling out to me. "Doc"... "Doc"... "Doc"... "Come play with me!"... "Come read some more TDR stuff"... "Doc"... "Doc"... "Doc"...



I try counting sheep. I try getting up and closing the door. I try kicking the dog. I try all kinds of stuff, but I can't seem to stop this night light habit. What should I do??!



Doc

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Oregon Is About To Explode

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The opening to that thread made you laugh just because doc typed it. However if CNN were to post it





Then there is:

Well I woke up today and my truck was coverd in ash. I just helped a lady move a bunch of stuff out of her house today in Selma OR as they are expecting it to burn down in 24-48 hrs. All this smoke cant be good for you can it?

Doc's answer:

Sky. . Is it second hand smoke? I hear that's the worse kind.



Seriously though, I hope they get the fires out before any of you are threatened.



Doc

 

[MMeier]

Whitmore can be found over on OilBurners. He has found a new home.

Damn Larry, I thought he found a new home down there in Texas by you !!! :-laf :-laf

 

[TPCDrafting]

Doc: If I pee on my feet, while taking a shower, will it help prevent Athletes foot?

 

[TPCDrafting]

Doc: OK - you guys are riding me and Whitmore about our useless posts, so I have decided to get real and talk about stuff that is useful.

 

[lschultz]

What is useful?

Doc is still trying to figure out why he did this but he thought it would be fun and interesting to do now he regrets it and he don't know how to undo it so he just asks another question and another and another till he gets the answer he wants to here. But actually nobody knows the answer but he is still waiting but it has kinda made him withdraw from the scene till he gather his thoughts so he just lays in that bed trying to sleep but the cat keeps coming in and opening the door and he just lays there staring at them damn lights. :-laf



And no Whitmore did not find a new home in Texas he is back where he belongs cause actually he is a nut.

 

[TPCDrafting]

Ol' Kev drank all of Larry's beer, then urinated in his guest bed. For some reason Larry kicked him out.



you can find out more from Kev himself over at this site

 

[lschultz]

I knew I should of lined that bed with a piece of plastic.