The TicTac Neck Crack

[Briar Hopper]

Anybody ever try this? Take an empty TicTac breath mints box, palm it in one hand, fingers placed to crush it, with that hand on the back of your head, and the other hand, empty, cupped under your chin. Pretend to do a chiropractor-style neck crack by using your hands to twist your head, while simultaneously crushing the TicTac box. In front of an audience, of course. The effects on other people are quite striking. drop dead hilarious, in fact. I even had one poor girl in a bar puke all over, when I tried it.

If you have a chiropractor with a sense of humor, you might try it on him. Better time it right, though. Some people don't think it's funny. Pick your audience with care, or be sober enough to outrun them.

 

[LSMITH]

LMAO!!! Tom you need a hobby bud!

 

[QRTRHRS]

Originally posted by Briar Hopper

I even had one poor girl in a bar puke all over, when I tried it.

Briar, I think you need to change your strategy for picking up chicks.

 

[LarryB]

I've always done the knuckle crack. Same technique, Same effect! But I'll have to try that neck thing next time I'm sitting in the front pew.





"Tic tac neck crack, give a dog a bone" ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .....

 

[Briar Hopper]

Very funny, QRTRHRS, it's not a question of trying to pick them up. It's more a question of which ones do I need to scare off, process of elimination, leaving just one good one, and all that. Poor girl had too much to drink, that was all. I don't think she appreciated her boyfriend laughing about the whole thing, she kept slapping at him. You had to have been there.

 

[RATTLINRAM]

This could be a neat twist,,,,,,,,

Ya might try putting a ketchup packet in your mouth and bite down on it at the same time,,,,,,,,,,,,,, then just kinda drool a little,,,,,,,,,

 

[RHARVEY]

Why use a tic tac box?? I have been able to adjust my neck when it becomes tight and it sounds like when you pop your knuckles. .



Rick

 

[Briar Hopper]

Crush one, and see, RHarvey. The sound is horrendous. Anyway, not all of us are our own chiropractors, you have a gift there. Use it wisely.