Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
I found this on another site, and thought it was pretty funny.
The United Nations is having a gigantic garage sale to get rid of things they don't use anymore or don't need and make room in their storage areas. This sale will be held in front of the UN building in New York for the next few weekends. Here are some tidbits of what will be offered:
1. ) A copy of UN statements regarding how much better Africa would be if all the "white" colonial farmers would be kicked out and the land redistributed. This is a real bargain at $5. 00
2. ) A definitive collection of UN statements condemning the expulsion of weapons inspectors from Iraq for the last ten years. A steal at $2. 50 and it is signed by Tariq Aziz.
3. ) Boxed CD compilation of recorded Soviet protests of American imperialism. $7. 50
4. ) One-of-a-kind cassette tape of Nikita Kruschev banging his shoe on the table at the UN. The French representative can actually be heard in the background cringing in fear and crying. Only $10, no haggling.
5. ) Another rare recording of Nikita Kruschev banging his shoe on the table over the phone while ordering pizza in New York for the UN General Assembly. Unheard of price at $15
6. ) A written complaint to the UN from Idi Amin regarding unprovoked Israeli attacks on his poor, defenseless soldiers at Entebbe. $1. 25
7. ) A photo of Yassir Arafat banging his combat boot on the table at the UN. $5. 00
8. ) UN-issue weapons from the Bosnian peacekeeping mission. Never used, like new. $15 each. Your choice.
9. ) Various UN resolutions condemning tyranny. $1. 50 for whle grab-bag. For another $1, you get a second grab-bag of various UN resolutions condemning mass murders in Africa.
10. ) "Stalwart Leadership"--- a thesis written by Kofi Annan. . 50 cents OBO
11. ) A FAX to the UN of Saddam Hussein banging his shoe on a FAX machine. $7. 50
12. ) "My Contributions To A Peaceful World"---a half-page thesis by Yassir Arafat to the UN. Written in crayon. . 25 cents
13. ) "Sustainable Cooperative Environmentally Friendly Intentional Empowering Breakfast Cereals"---a 2 year, $2. 5 billion dollar study by UNESCO and WHO. Yours for only $2. 00!
14. ) A video sent to the UN of Osama bin Laden banging his sandal on the table. Additional footage spliced in show reaction of UN General Assembly, including close-up of French representative cowering and surrendering to the VCR.
15. ) UN Peacekeeping Forces blue berets. Sold as coffee mug coasters, five to a set. Only $2. 99 per set.
16. ) FREEBIE!! Free, one gross ton of UN criticisms of the United States! You haul off. Bring own garbage truck. Perfect for fertilizer!
Hurry! These bargains won't last!! Cash only. American dollars, please. No checks.
The United Nations is having a gigantic garage sale to get rid of things they don't use anymore or don't need and make room in their storage areas. This sale will be held in front of the UN building in New York for the next few weekends. Here are some tidbits of what will be offered:
1. ) A copy of UN statements regarding how much better Africa would be if all the "white" colonial farmers would be kicked out and the land redistributed. This is a real bargain at $5. 00
2. ) A definitive collection of UN statements condemning the expulsion of weapons inspectors from Iraq for the last ten years. A steal at $2. 50 and it is signed by Tariq Aziz.
3. ) Boxed CD compilation of recorded Soviet protests of American imperialism. $7. 50
4. ) One-of-a-kind cassette tape of Nikita Kruschev banging his shoe on the table at the UN. The French representative can actually be heard in the background cringing in fear and crying. Only $10, no haggling.
5. ) Another rare recording of Nikita Kruschev banging his shoe on the table over the phone while ordering pizza in New York for the UN General Assembly. Unheard of price at $15
6. ) A written complaint to the UN from Idi Amin regarding unprovoked Israeli attacks on his poor, defenseless soldiers at Entebbe. $1. 25
7. ) A photo of Yassir Arafat banging his combat boot on the table at the UN. $5. 00
8. ) UN-issue weapons from the Bosnian peacekeeping mission. Never used, like new. $15 each. Your choice.
9. ) Various UN resolutions condemning tyranny. $1. 50 for whle grab-bag. For another $1, you get a second grab-bag of various UN resolutions condemning mass murders in Africa.
10. ) "Stalwart Leadership"--- a thesis written by Kofi Annan. . 50 cents OBO
11. ) A FAX to the UN of Saddam Hussein banging his shoe on a FAX machine. $7. 50
12. ) "My Contributions To A Peaceful World"---a half-page thesis by Yassir Arafat to the UN. Written in crayon. . 25 cents
13. ) "Sustainable Cooperative Environmentally Friendly Intentional Empowering Breakfast Cereals"---a 2 year, $2. 5 billion dollar study by UNESCO and WHO. Yours for only $2. 00!
14. ) A video sent to the UN of Osama bin Laden banging his sandal on the table. Additional footage spliced in show reaction of UN General Assembly, including close-up of French representative cowering and surrendering to the VCR.
15. ) UN Peacekeeping Forces blue berets. Sold as coffee mug coasters, five to a set. Only $2. 99 per set.
16. ) FREEBIE!! Free, one gross ton of UN criticisms of the United States! You haul off. Bring own garbage truck. Perfect for fertilizer!
Hurry! These bargains won't last!! Cash only. American dollars, please. No checks.
