This one mad me laugh

[Spyke]

Three mechanics are in the bathroom. The first guy finishes, washes and dries hands using five towels he says at "Ford we are trained to be extremely thorough. " Second mechanic finishes, washes and dries with one towel, he says "Chevy trains us to be extremely thorough and extremely efficient. " Third mechanic finishes and walks out saying " At Dodge we don't Pi$$ on our hands. "

 

[Steve M]

:-laf :-laf

That's like the same three mechanics standing at the porcelain powerstroke taking a leak... The Ford and Chevy mechanic bragging that they hold theirs with four fingers. The Dodge mechanic says, "yeah we hold ours with four fingers too, but we don't pi$$ on three".