Tourist's Beware

[BIGNASTY]

Tourist's Beware of what you ask and sign a waver for. Went to cafe in town that SIL owns for breakfast with a bunch of the family in town. During the summer our town has quite a few tourist's in for camping and such. SIL has a new addition to the menu its called the BIGNASTY. 2 Buttermilk biscuits with home fries on top covered with sausage gravy with 2 fried eggs on top. Some of the campers came in to have breakfast. They got loud still no problem they ordered BIGNASTY'S. SIL brought them their breakfast's and they wanted salsa. She brought them out some and one tasted it and said that his wife breast fed their kids with hotter than that I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER. Figuring that they were Hispanic that it probably wasn't hot enough for them. She asked if he wanted some of the other salsa and pointed to it on the menu WHERE IT PLAINLEY SAID YOU MUST SIGN A WAVIER BEFORE EATING THIS. The Hispanic gentleman said go get it I WANT IT SO HOT THAT I CAN LIGHT MY SMOKE ON ONE OF MY FARTS. :-laf:-laf:-laf (SIL went to culinary school in Chicago she makes some MORE THAN HOT SALSA)



So the brave Hispanic gentleman put ALOT OF SALSA on his BIGNASTY. He took a bite and said this is getting there!!!!! This salsa takes about 10 to 15 seconds to REALLY HIT HOME. I I TRIED TO BY-PASS THE CUSSING FILTER YOU NOT. its like a HOT NECULAR POWER PLANT PLUTONIUM ROD HOT!!!!!! Well a little time went by and he started to sweat and pretty bad he changed from brown skin to puce and started to clear his throat. I asked my Brother for one of his smokes and got up and put my hand on his chair back and the other on the table and with cigarette in mouth asked YA GOT A LIGHT PEEEEEEDROOO!!!!! I thought he was going to start crying. COME ON PEEEEEEDROOO FART I NEED A LIGHT. He never did quit drinking EVERYTHING in sight.



So when a tourist is what you are BEWARE of the small hick town and their NOT SO HOT SALSA. :-laf

 

[Blu-meanie]

You can get something like that called Insanity Sauce. It has a warning on the label that it causes loss of breath, it also removes paint and cleans your driveway. I worked with a Mexican guy that ate habinero peppers for breakfast and nothing was too hot for him. I gave him a bottle of that stuff, he found something that was too hot.

 

[BIGNASTY]

I dont mind some heat but would much rather have something in it besides HEAT. The salsa that SIL gave him the first time is usually more than enough for anyone. He was playing the part and paid for it. Tourists are fun to watch we have a group of folks in town that's their entertainment sit at the coffee shop drink coffee and watch tourists. :-laf

 

[GHarman]

I love spicy sauce but it has to be with food and not so hot I cant taste what I am eating:-laf!

Just like eating Jalapeno peppers with Mexican food, a few slices of pepper, remove the seeds and seed membrane and you have a tangy addition to your meal. Pico de Galo and salsas are outstanding on egg dishes as well as with meat. However, the size of my manhood is not determined by how spicy hot my food is! Flavor is what its all aboutOo. !

GregH

 

[BIGNASTY]

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However, the size of my manhood is not determined by how spicy hot my food is! Flavor is what its all about!



AGREED!!!!



She has a guy in town that drives a refer truck 48 state pick her up New Mexico Chilies that have been roasted. They only come from a certain area of New Mexico THEY ARE TO DIE FOR. She buys like 3 big bags of these and uses it to make her salsa. THEY ARE NOT HOT but like above post ITS ABOUT TASTE not about eating a WHITE HOT rivet from Chernobyl