We had the cutest little girl this year, she was dressed as a angel , she even had a little halo, I invited her in and told the wife as special as this little girl is we need to find a better treat for her than just a candy bar, I went to the fridge and got her a big red juicy apple, I dropped it in her bag and she looked up at me and said
O crap mister you broke my ^$^$$&^#&^#@@~ cookies