Attention: TDR Forum Junkies 
On a transatlantic flight, A plane passes
through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go
from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
& nbsp; One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
I'm too young to die,she wails. Then she yells,
'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten
their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the
front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Idaho stands up in the rear of the plane. . He is
handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He
starts to walk slowly up the aisle , unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a
time... ... . ...
No one
moves... ... ... ... ... ... ...
He removes his
shirt... ... ... ... ...
Muscles ripple across his chest
She
gasps... ... ... ... ... ... .....
He
whispers... ... ... ... .....
"Iron this... then get me a beer. "
through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go
from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
& nbsp; One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
I'm too young to die,she wails. Then she yells,
'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten
their own peril.
They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the
front of the plane.
Then a cowboy from Idaho stands up in the rear of the plane. . He is
handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He
starts to walk slowly up the aisle , unbuttoning his shirt.
One button at a
time... ... . ...
No one
moves... ... ... ... ... ... ...
He removes his
shirt... ... ... ... ...
Muscles ripple across his chest
She
gasps... ... ... ... ... ... .....
He
whispers... ... ... ... .....
"Iron this... then get me a beer. "
