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Rammers Storm Tulare!

While the participants have been circumspect and brief in their descriptions of the fantastic meet at Tulare last weekend, a few others have been circulating "ugly rumors. " Let me give you the facts #ad
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Rumor: vendors racing in the parking lot led to a public address system admonishment.

Fact: two Scourges allowed their frisky Rams to "butt heads" briefly in the wide open spaces. How could we expect any less #ad
One couldn't call it a "race" since the "meeting" was too brief and no "conclusion" could be reached. However, the earth's rotation was briefly interrupted by the tremendous transfer of horsepower to the ground #ad


Rumor: Fords ruled the sled pulls.
Fact: Two Scourges ruled with the longest pulls in both 2WD and 4WD modes, in the 286-287 ft range. One was an "exhibition" run and the other's progress was interupted by the breakage of an inferior hitch part (non-Dodge ball mount). Neither Dodge used shady practices such as added weight to improve traction, although some other brands did so.

Rumor: Two Rammers deserted to Ford.
Fact: Two loyal Rammers won Ford hats in the vendor bingo, donated by the local Ford dealership. The preferred mode for wearing such a hat was with a Ram hat on top of the Ford hat [Rams are male, and it is a "male thing"].

Rumor: this was a Powerstroke rally, and Dodges were "allowed" to attend.
Fact: Upon arriving, Scourge of the Desert noted 15-20 other rigs lined up in the RV lot. There were only 2-3 contaminants (non-Rams) in the line. This pro-Ram bias became even more pronounced over the weekend, with a herd of Rams circling the wagons to ward off intruders while extensive bombing activities proceeded well into the night.

Rumor: brand loyalty and camaraderie were common.
Fact: only the Rammers grouped and bombed from 7 AM to 2AM and beyond. Rammers had to banter among themselves as the other brands didn't participate in any of the socializing we take for granted at all of our rallies. Old 12 vs. 24 valve "enmities" had to be continued as we had no competition and became quite bored with the lack of competition #ad
from the other brands.

Rumor: this event was small and sparsely attended, in an out-of-the-way location.
Fact: enough Rams attended to astonish the vendors who were expecting mostly Fords and some Chevies. FOUR Scourges attended the event! This presence of well over 2000 hp to defend the Ram reputation must have terrified the other brands #ad
The location was ideal to provide wide-open spaces and came complete with a huge vendor/meeting area and a state-of-the-art sled pulling facility.

Faithfully yours,
Scourge of the Desert
 
Joe D,
Well I wish I could have Gone to the Tulare ShowDown, But Once again,I Had to Work 12hr shifts on the weekend. #ad
I heard that the Event on Saturday went past 5pm. **** , I could have made it up There for a Few Hours since it went on Longer. I had Looked at one of the post's from DEPOT Saying it would Last till 5pm Saturday Night.

I realy wanted to Meet Some Rammers from the TDR and Enter the Pull, (Benson I and Have Already Met At Cummins West for My Last Dyno Run,Nice Guy!), Oh well, I guess My Wimpy 285rwhp Ram would'nt compete anyway. #ad
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Anyways,
Too Much HP in one spot at any given time would be Detected by the Chinese Satelite's, And Viewed as a Hostile Threat By Them. So I Guess its Better that I did'nt show up. #ad

Doug. In Bakersfield Ca.

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1998. 5,2500,ISB,Auto,CC,4x4,4. 10's,Suregrip,White Sport,Isspro Boost & Pyro,275hp Injectors,VA,PS Boost Module,DTT Valve Body,BD Pressure Lock,16x8 Eagles,285/75/16 Bridgestone MT's,2. 5" Skyjacker Lift,Stockland Seibring Shell.
 
Well said Joe. By the way, from the way Adam scourge's truck ran, looks like you must have hit the injection timing right on. Nicely done Gentlemen...

Craig Johnson
 
LOL #ad
I had a great time and thanks to Hvac, JD, Piers, Blair, Mike and everyone that helped me Bomb.

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Happiness is a Bombed RAM #ad


[This message has been edited by KWIKKURT (edited 10-26-2000). ]
 
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LOL@Scourge of the Desert. I hope you all can make it to Indiana next year for the BIG one. I wish I could have made it to Tulare!
 
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