Unconventional Weapons

[Doc Tinker]

Do you think David slew Goliath with an unconvention weapon, for the times? I'm sure Goliath was quite surprised when David whipped off his thong and flung his rocks at him.



Was the story of David and Goliath really a parable of what could happen when the Giant Nation meddles with a Midget? Especially if the Midget has a nasty unconventional surprise for the Giant?



Doc

 

[rjones]

AGREED!

 

[Morphious]

Hey Doc... . I really didn't need the mental image of David ripping off his thong and using it to spew chunks... .





Morph.

 

[JTBMC]

Doc there can be only one Doc: D

TJ

 

[Sled Puller]

THIS time, Goliath is fully expecting the rocks, and though they may hurt, and may require sticthes, his wrath will be oh so awful.

 

[sdalton]

What you forgot DOC is that David was the good guy and Goliath the enemy. It seems that David now surrounds the loud mouthed Goliaths home town and he is about to unleash the entire mountain of stones upon the entire tribe of Goliaths regiem. After that starts, and Goliath starts to lob "Weapons Of Mass Destruction" , The entire world of Liberal Golioaths, who have held the world in fear for many years, will suddenly be proven as moronic loudmouths. The entire world will then be free to pursue Goliaths around the world, without the Whining of the Minority mass of Goliaths.

Goliath- whiney liberal socialists. Also dictators and little tyrants.

David- decent, god fearing, moralistic working family people.