Understanding the Wife's Codes

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[DavidC]

After 46 years we still practice "The code talkers".

 

[Wiredawg]

We can actually communicate without speaking. It's called glare and you can feel it without seeing it. My mom had that "gift" too.

 

[TFucili]

We can actually communicate without speaking. It's called glare and you can feel it without seeing it. My mom had that "gift" too.

Yessir, cuts like a plasma cutter!

 

[Wiredawg]

Glare is apparently a natural phenomenon because the dogs feel it too.

 

[jgillott]

Mine doesn't even need the glare. Her shear presence sends a cold chill down my spine. I can usually tell when she is about to arrive home. I get a shiver when she is about a mile away.

 

[TFucili]

Mine doesn't even need the glare. Her shear presence sends a cold chill down my spine. I can usually tell when she is about to arrive home. I get a shiver when she is about a mile away.

You did say she was Sicilian, right???

 

[jgillott]

You did say she was Sicilian, right???

Yep.

 

[TFucili]

Yep.

Well, if you advance beyond the glare, and she starts to bit the edge of her hand, START RUNNING!

 

[Wiredawg]

You did say she was Sicilian, right???

I don't have a Sicilian, but my little Bohemian Southern Redneck Gal from China Grove TX is just as scary!

It's like spider sense, the hairs on my arms stand up. I have brief fear without her being around when I'm ordering accessories on line. Then when delivered, she asks what this is, I tell here those chrome trailer towing mirror arm chrome covers make the truck get better mileage. By my calculations, I should be getting nearly 100 mpg on my 5500.

 

[Tractorat]

Is she obdI or obdII?

 

[BoeingDiesel]

I think it's a general consensus that the female species have the ability to index, eg; " Do you remember what I said to you on....?" Heck know...I barely remember what I did a week ago. Wrong answer....and then I get the Code look.

 

[BIGNASTY]

I don't have a Sicilian, but my little Bohemian Southern Redneck Gal from China Grove TX is just as scary!

HA HA HA Try a Blackfoot Indian She was most gracious to postpone a romantic honeymoon when we were married in Montana in September so we could go Elk Hunting. I downed my Elk I have field dressed many deer and a few Elk, she kept telling me THE GREAT WHITE HUNTER how to do the job. Fed up with her nagging I gave her the opportunity to show me how its done!!!

Later that evening at the campfire her Father asked me if something was wrong because I had been quiet for most of the day? When I told him that I was scared he said that in the Bob Marshall wilderness there are plenty of bears to be frightened of for sure. I told them I'm not afraid of anything that moves on 4 legs, I married a two legged butchering machine with a skill with knives that SCARES THE LIVING XXXX OUT OF ME!!!

 

[Blu-meanie]

HA HA HA Try a Blackfoot Indian She was most gracious to postpone a romantic honeymoon when we were married in Montana in September so we could go Elk Hunting. I downed my Elk I have field dressed many deer and a few Elk, she kept telling me THE GREAT WHITE HUNTER how to do the job. Fed up with her nagging I gave her the opportunity to show me how its done!!!

Later that evening at the campfire her Father asked me if something was wrong because I had been quiet for most of the day? When I told him that I was scared he said that in the Bob Marshall wilderness there are plenty of bears to be frightened of for sure. I told them I'm not afraid of anything that moves on 4 legs, I married a two legged butchering machine with a skill with knives that SCARES THE LIVING XXXX OUT OF ME!!!

That would certainly give you something to think about. Better be a good boy.

 

[Wiredawg]

I think that assertive, positive, motivated attitude was my big attraction to Vivian. Beauty didn't hurt either. In addition to being a great cook, wife, raised two kids, went to college in the middle of all this chaos and nurse, she went from being a secretary to a wildlife biologist working for USDA. She's shot coyotes from a helicopter, shot birds interfering with flight ops on an airfield, and caught and put down wild hogs. She stood head to head with the guys in that male dominated career field for 27 years.

Edit: Forgot, And biggest part, she loved and motivated me to make top enlisted rank in the Air Force.

The only way I could be prouder of her is to be twins.

Oh no, two of me.

Cheers, Ron

 

[Ozymandias]

We will NEVER understand the wifes code - because we are Men.
Don't even try to, it ends in insanity.

 

[endoscott]

If you haven't already, check out "It's not about the nail" on You-tube. It will help you better communicate with your wife.