Valentine Poem for the Wife

[SLVRBLT]

Decided this year instead of buying the usual mushy card for the wife, I'd write her a Valetines Day poem. She appreciates my jaded sense of humor, so she should get a charge out this and I should get some miles out of it. Thought I would share it with you guys. You have my permission to use it, but only if your wife also has a good sense of humor.

A Valentine Ode for My Wife

I love you more than I like to go fishing,
I wish you’d sleep naked, that’s what I am wishing,
I love you ‘cause you feel so good to the touch,
You’re keeping your figure, you don’t eat very much.

I love you more than I like to smoke,
Even though you gripe and choke,
I love you when you don’t wear clothes,
And laugh at the weirdo things I propose.

I love you when you laugh at my farting,
Even though your eyes are smarting,
I love you for washing my dirty underwear,
And don’t complain about the skidmarks there.

Your butt is soft and your breasts are firm,
I’m glad your not the size of a pachyderm,
I love you when you wear tight jeans,
I love you because they’re not fourteens.

Even though you won’t let me watch you pee,
I love you ‘cause you’re nice to me,
I love you more than I love my Hog,
I love you more than I love the dog.

I love you ‘cause you don’t think I’m an old geezer,
I love you because you let me keep stinkbait in the freezer,
I love you even though you have lots of kitties,
I love you ‘cause you laugh at my ditties.

I love you (wife's name), because you love me,
And don’t mind my occassional abnormality,
I love you more now than when you were new,
But most importantly, I love you because you are you.


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2001 2500 HO 6spd QC LB 4x4 SLTPLUS All options except Snow Plow and Clearance Lights - Rhino Liner,Straight Exhaust, 90 Gal. American Toolbox/Tank Combo
'95 Harley Low Rider, Crane cam, S&S Super E

 

[BCFAST]

snif... snif... . I need a hanky... that is the most romantic thing I have ever read! You touch me, man!

 

[Whitmore]

I do the same one every year,I send flowers to her office and the card says "roses are red,violets are blue and when you get home I am gonna #ad
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you.
she says the best part is when all her co workers read the card and crack up.

 

[dpuckett]

Great poem, SLVRBLT. Whitmore, Great idea, too. My fiancee has the day off, toomorrow, so I cant send it to her at work. But I could stay home all day... .....

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Daniel's current truck: 1993 W350 club cab, 5 speed, treadplate aluminum flatbed, 4. 10 rear end, straight pipes, K&N, "slightly" tweaked pump. ISSPRO color coded pyrometer and 50psi boost guage. NRA Life Member (since age 12) and d@mned proud of it. IRBCTS.

[This message has been edited by ddpcfc (edited 02-13-2001). ]

 

[Whitmore]

attention all TDR members wanting to B. O. M. B. #ad
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simply give your loved one the treatment that I posted above and when she gets home from work she will tell you to order a Jerry Jardine 4" exahaust,she will also tell you to hurry up on that puter tellin or braggin to your fellow cult members to HURRY UP AND GET YOUR A$$ IN HERE AS WE GOT SOME LOVIN TO DO. #ad

sorry to cut it short fells but I got to go lick her between the toes "the 2 big ones" #ad
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[danandamy]

Best Barry White voice, "Ohh, come on baby, you know you want these injecor... oops I mean arms around you. Let me look into your exhau-. . #ad
eyes and you tell your diesel daddy what you want... "

Talk Cummins to me baby!!

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[SLVRBLT]

Hey guys, take it from an old hand. Keep them guessing every year and give them something different. The "litle ladies" like like something original and unique. I have a great one who doesn't ***** about all my toys. From trucks to Harleys, to street rods to vacations, she usually lets me do my thing as long as I observe the normal protocol. I would wish everyone had a gal like I have. She makes life a good time!

 

[The patriot]

My poem:
Roses are red, voilets are blue.
I need a newer truck, dont say F. U.
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Eric

 

[Ram_Kowboy]

Yeh I used to write poetry to my wife too... .

1997
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Hell Honey your prettier than a new
set of snow tires.

1998
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Honey you have the stamina
of a cow in a snowstorm.

Now I just buy flowers!
Happy Valentines Day!

 

[Steve M]

No golden showers for the SLVRBLT? Ah that's too bad. I'd send 'er some rag weed. If she sneezes she might just spend a penny for ya! Just kiddin'... go check out "Patches Place" for all the puddles you can stand. And them night clothes are for when company's at the house... LMAO! All kidding aside, use humor and make her laugh. She'll love you for it and do anything you want. Well, almost anything. If she's afraid the ceiling fan will break and she'll come crashing down... !
Here's one I wrote in a card for the ol' lady when we first met. There's two more verses but I'm old and can't remember.
"You walked into the room
And I saw you standing there
I looked into your eyes
And I know it ain't right to stare
But you were something special
And I've loved you all along
'Cause you're the one I dream of at night"

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98 2500 CC SB 4X2 12v 5spd 4. 10, -silencer, AFC+20, Edelbrock IAS, VDO gauges, Reese 15k Classic
97 Dodge Stratus 150HP
92 Harley Fatboy, Dynojet fuel management, Supertrapp 2-1
00 Jayco 25' 5th wheel, single slide

 

[SLVRBLT]

Well, she loved the poem. Laughed and almost shed a tear. We went out to eat last night and SHE paid the check. I must be doing something right?