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Though not necessarily competition related, they used to do some performance stuff for diesels and this looked like a good place to rant. Trucks TV...
I got to watch trucks TV with the new goobers on it for the first time this weekend. I never thought I'd say this, but Stacy is actually king of cool compared to these guys.
First off, the bald headed guy could really use a few less testosterone pills with his Wheaties in the morning. Some schitzo WWE reject as an alter ego turn wrench head. I half expected him to break into a slim jim commercial at any moment! "Snap into a slim jim! OOOH YEAH!!" Dork. Mark my words, some time this season he'll drop a wrench and tear off that T-shirt in a fit of rage.
And what have we to say for his metrosexual side kick?? Oh. My. Gosh. Any one wanna guess how many times he's been to see Broke Back Mtn? I'm outta fingers. Its gotta be double digits. If they ever go on a four wheelin trip where there's an over nite stay in the mix, I'm changin the channel right then and there and writing my Congressman. When they were buffing out that hood, did any one recall him asking Hulk Hogan jr. to "Hit me with it. " Referring to the detail spray. Ooor was he?
I can't make this up. He ever shows us how to knit one of those Microfiber towels, its one small step for man, one giant leap out of the closet.
The power blocks endin early here in the Yoder house fellas. Will and Grace wudn't meant to spin wrenches on trucks! I used to crack jokes about Stacy David and his "you can do this, its sooo cool. " lines. Beatin the crap out of other peoples trucks in his two-sizes-too-small wranglers. No more. These guys make him look like the Fonz of the new mellinium. Bring him back! I just hope they keep the cameras rolling when Hulk jr. o. d. 's on his testosterone cocktail and cant take any more of his colleagues flitting about the shop and clobbers him in a fit of indescribable rage scattering home made "microfiber towels" everywhere. Them deep fibers soak up blood good, do they?
"And next week on trucks, meet the new hosts... Sleddy and Comp as they build the worlds fastest diesel pullin' truck!" Hey, if they got these goobers on tv, ours-truly surely got a shot. Go get em boys! Now that'd be good TV. :-{}
That my friends, is Amish Elegance's official review of the new Trucks TV.
Rant off.
Though not necessarily competition related, they used to do some performance stuff for diesels and this looked like a good place to rant. Trucks TV...
I got to watch trucks TV with the new goobers on it for the first time this weekend. I never thought I'd say this, but Stacy is actually king of cool compared to these guys.
First off, the bald headed guy could really use a few less testosterone pills with his Wheaties in the morning. Some schitzo WWE reject as an alter ego turn wrench head. I half expected him to break into a slim jim commercial at any moment! "Snap into a slim jim! OOOH YEAH!!" Dork. Mark my words, some time this season he'll drop a wrench and tear off that T-shirt in a fit of rage.
And what have we to say for his metrosexual side kick?? Oh. My. Gosh. Any one wanna guess how many times he's been to see Broke Back Mtn? I'm outta fingers. Its gotta be double digits. If they ever go on a four wheelin trip where there's an over nite stay in the mix, I'm changin the channel right then and there and writing my Congressman. When they were buffing out that hood, did any one recall him asking Hulk Hogan jr. to "Hit me with it. " Referring to the detail spray. Ooor was he?
I can't make this up. He ever shows us how to knit one of those Microfiber towels, its one small step for man, one giant leap out of the closet. The power blocks endin early here in the Yoder house fellas. Will and Grace wudn't meant to spin wrenches on trucks! I used to crack jokes about Stacy David and his "you can do this, its sooo cool. " lines. Beatin the crap out of other peoples trucks in his two-sizes-too-small wranglers. No more. These guys make him look like the Fonz of the new mellinium. Bring him back! I just hope they keep the cameras rolling when Hulk jr. o. d. 's on his testosterone cocktail and cant take any more of his colleagues flitting about the shop and clobbers him in a fit of indescribable rage scattering home made "microfiber towels" everywhere. Them deep fibers soak up blood good, do they?
"And next week on trucks, meet the new hosts... Sleddy and Comp as they build the worlds fastest diesel pullin' truck!" Hey, if they got these goobers on tv, ours-truly surely got a shot. Go get em boys! Now that'd be good TV. :-{}
That my friends, is Amish Elegance's official review of the new Trucks TV.
Rant off.
Sorry to see Dannica go too, at least her Peak coolant commercial is hot. Stacy David has a web site. He'll be back with something new, hopefully not on Spike TV. 
. I just recently got the big cable after a few years of none. I gave the Power Block a try, and give me a break, gasser TRASH!!!
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