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Question: If you could live forever, would you and
why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we
should not live forever, because if we were supposed to
live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot
live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd
love to be skinny like that, but not with all those
flies and death and stuff,"
--Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
spokesperson for
federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball
forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers.
We are the president,"
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great
country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new
land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it
for themselves. "
--John Wayne
"Half this game is ninety percent mental. "
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing
it. "
--Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in
Phoenix. "
--Dan Quayle
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,"
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports
analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people. "
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. "
--Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may
not occur. "
--Al Gore, VP
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
overseas. "
--Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March
1992 because we received notice that you passed away.
You may reapply if there is a change
in your circumstances. "
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South
Carolina
Question: If you could live forever, would you and
why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we
should not live forever, because if we were supposed to
live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot
live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd
love to be skinny like that, but not with all those
flies and death and stuff,"
--Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
spokesperson for
federal anti-smoking campaign.
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part
of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball
forward.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the
lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through
our papers.
We are the president,"
--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
subpoenaed documents.
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death
by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great
country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new
land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it
for themselves. "
--John Wayne
"Half this game is ninety percent mental. "
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing
it. "
--Al Gore, Vice President
"I love California. I practically grew up in
Phoenix. "
--Dan Quayle
"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,"
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports
analyst.
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people. "
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. "
--Bill Clinton, President
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may
not occur. "
--Al Gore, VP
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from
overseas. "
--Keppel Enderbery
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March
1992 because we received notice that you passed away.
You may reapply if there is a change
in your circumstances. "
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South
Carolina
