I'll miss ya Bob!!
CLASSIC HOPE(S):
ON TURNING 70 "You still chase women, but only downhill".
ON TURNING 80 "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing. "
ON TURNING 90 "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. "
ON TURNING 100 "I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. "
ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING "I ruined my hands in the ring, the referee kept stepping on them. "
ON SAILORS "They spend the first six days of each week sowing their wild oats, then they go to church on Sunday and pray for crop failure. "
ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR "Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'. "
ON GOLF "Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees. "
ON PRESIDENTS "I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six. "
ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER "When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, 'Congratulations. You have an eight-pound ham'. "
ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL "I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it. "
ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY
"Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother. "
ON HIS SIX BROTHERS "That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom. "
ON HIS EARLY FAILURES "I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me. "
ON GOING TO HEAVEN "I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. "