What Are Your New Year's Resolutions?

[Doc Tinker]

Here is my New Year's Resolution List:

• Change my shorts before they stick up my crack
  
• Take a bath before I smell myself
  
• Grow a full head of hair
  
• Trim my toenails before they rip the new 450 count Egyptian cotton sheets that Mrs Doc just bought
  
• Lose 180 pounds
  
• Grow legs on my Avatar
  

Doc

 

[Floor It]

Mine is to stop working 105 hr's a week

 

[klenger]

Mine is to get a job.



Floor It: I'll take half of your 105 hours.

 

[Floor It]

SOLD

SOLD! to the two highest bidders

 

[illflem]

Mine is to start writing 2002 on my checks instead of 1901

 

[Whitmore]

Mine is to not make any resolutions because I never follow them anyway

 

[Papa Joe]

To meet Doc Tinker..... face to face.

 

[Sled Puller]

To POUND Johnboy at every pull, not just 99% of them like last year.

 

[TomGolden]

To BOMB on!!!!!!



I'd love to reach 500 HP at the wheels on #2 alone with my ETH. No "well, on XYZ dyno I got 501 HP at 100,000 feet elevation on the third Tuesday last week" type of non-sense.



More power!!!!!



Tom

 

[Andy Perreault]

I was going to post this earlier, but I didn't get to it until now...

My New Year's resolution, if I ever get around to it one of these days... is to stop procrastinating. Hmm, well, maybe next year!

Andy

 

[maint.man]

Mine is to stop trying to quit smoking .

 

[AKDrifter]

I'm quiting smoking cigs.

 

[wcaldwell]

I made two resolutions:



1. Live if I don't die first.



2. Live till I die.



I think I can keep these two.