What jobs have you worked?

[Andy Perreault]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
I ended up at a furniture factory, running a drill press, but it was boring.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. It was kind of a "so-so" job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme. They told me "If you can't stand the heat, then get out of the kitchen", so I quit.
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
I tried to study to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but they gave me the boot.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I worked in the sewer for a while, but I got tired of all the crap I had to put up with.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn't up to it.
So then I got a job in a health club, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian …until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
Now I’m working for FedEx, and let me tell you, it’s a real "fly-by-night" company! #ad

 

[Okie-Go]

I worked at a light bread factory. I was an eight hour loaf.

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2001 quadcab slt 2500 HO 6spd. LWB,2wd,dk garnett red, trailer tow package,camper special, anti spin 3. 54 axle, speed liner,oversized stainless steel chicken slide,66 gallon in bed aux. tank,K&N air filter,Reese 20k hitch, Terry 2000 EX 30ft. double slide 5er, 2000 20ft gooseneck for haulin jeep, firewood and huntin stuff. 5X12 tagalong for haulin the 4 wheeler. Okie Newton

 

[Pete Peterson]

Only had one!!!!! Pete

 

[Switca]

Dishwasher, cook.
Computer operator.
Application programmer.
Systems programmer.
Network engineer

 

[drawson]

Pot boy, Disk boy, Cook, Bagger, Stocker, Recieving clerk, Auto mechanic, Auto technician, Master Auto Tech, *** service Manager, Operations manager, Com. Bullet casher(self employed) Automotive Service Technology Instructor.

 

[Windrider]

Back in college, I worked as a lumberjack in the Great Sahara Fortest. (Maybe I saw you there?)

I was really good at cutting down trees. Unfortunately I had to retire from Lumberjacking after the fiasco with the name change on all the maps to Great Sahara Desert.

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Pepe (My little Mule)
2001 HO, 3. 54 rear gears Forest Green Quad Cab
Ordered 2/5/01
Supposed to ship 2/26/01 (tee hee)

 

[radixr]

When I was young and not so bright, I would help move chickens from the coop into a truck. It was done at night when they were roosting. You grab them by the feet, turn them upside down so they will stay quiet, one at a time until you have about five in your hand and carry them to the truck. After a while, you get tired of wiping off the chicken s**t on your hands. Did I mention that this is done with the lights out so the clucks don't wake up?

There is always a few chickens that are too "smart" to be grabbed while they are roosting and they have to be chased down. This, of course, is done with the lights on. It's important not to grab the rats by mistake when you are chasing these stragglers.

 

[Wirenut]

First job was as a cnc machinest my senior year of high school and after I graduated, now I'm in the electricians union and stayin there!

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• '93 250 LE 4x4 5spd 4:10 Loaded,dual 5" chrome stacks,12cm² turbo(37psi),PW injectors,K&N,pyro/boost,US Gear E-Brake,tool box,CB,10" AR rims, 285/75/16 Bf goodrich. "wirenut_21529" on Yahoo Messenger
• '97 Ford B-Series school bus (5. 9 Cummins!)I'm gonna Bomb it!
• '94 GMC 2500 6. 5L Turbo

PICTURES.

 

[zzman]

information distributer... ... ... . [paper boy]
nutritional expert ... ... . [hamburger flipper]
watercraft technician. [outboard motor mechanic]
transportation advisor... . [motorcycle mechanic]
energy manipulater... ... ... ... . [electrician]
national traveler... ... ... . [OTR truck driver]
enviromental research... ... [backhoe operator]
distribution expert... ... [local truck driver]
intelligence ... ... ... ... ... ..... [dispatcher]
senior advisor... ... . [transportation manager]
information distributer. . [information technology]

WOW I've gone full circle

 

[jackrea]

Journeyman Lineman, LU 659 IBEW, 30 years #ad


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00, 4x4,ISB,Quad Cab,LWB,Bed Rug,Smitty Built Side Rails, Century Canopy,Westach Combo Gauge, Bill K's VB,TC

 

[R.E. Miller]

Lawn height manager
Tree and shrub shaping agent
Snow relocation specialist
Outside house make look better technition

Landscaper

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1992 W-350 Club Cab Dually 3. 5" straight pipe(thanks jardine!)
W-350 8' contractors dump with 3. 5"BD exhaust, 16cm^2 housing, DI pyro&boost
Russell

 

[Briar Hopper]

In order, after my college days:
Medical photographer
Professional photographer
Part owner, 4x4/off-road accessories & repair shop
journeyman electrician
foreman
general foreman
robotics/automation controls/machinery maintenance


the most fun? electrical construction... LOVE it with a passion! No union has much power here in this poor, dumb state, though.

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Tom
Secretary of the Great Lakes Turbo Diesel Registry GLTDR B. A. D. Boys

 

[Neal Cassady]

Had a job at a fire hydrant factory, had to give it up, couldn't find a place to park.

Dave D

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2001. 5 QC, LB, 4x4, Auto, 3. 54, Everything but Leather, Bright Silver Metallic, ARE K Series, Diprocal EGT, Boost and transmission Temp in an Autometer Dash Pod, Westin CPS Platinum Step Bars - Black on Stainless