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Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock . 40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.



What do you do?

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Liberal Answer:



Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?



Could we run away? What does my wife think?



What about the kids?



Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? Would he be offended?



What does the law say about this situation?



Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?



Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?



If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?



This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

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Conservative's Answer:



BANG!



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Texan's Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...



(sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)



Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids

think?"



Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too... "



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...



Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!"
 
I'm from Texas, so the reload is just for practice. Had a local guy smoke two outa three home invaders the other day. Came through the door and shot him, he grabbed a pistol and took two of em out, his wife and three small children were home too.
 
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Subject: What would you do?





A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and intended to catch her in the act. For $100,the cabby agreed to be a witness.



Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband flipped on the lights, pulled the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.



The husband put his gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser!

He paid for our cabin at the lake. He paid for our country club membership and he even pays the monthly dues!"



Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do in a case like this?"



The cabby said, "I'd cover his a$$ up with that blanket before he

catches a cold. "





:D :D :D
 
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