What would you do??

[TPCDrafting]

You are the President of the United States and NASA tells you that a large meteor is heading straight for Earth and it will strike France at 2:00am one month from today. France calls and begs you to use all your available arsenal to save it. You know that by doing this it will take away from the buildup in the Middle East and hurt the war against terrorism. If you don't, France is toast. Here is your dilemmao you stay up and watch it live, or tape it and watch it in the morning?

 

[TomGolden]

I'd have NASA redirect the Hubble space telescope to zero in on France so I could watch the Froggies flying through the air from the impact, and have the feed piped direct into the White House so I could watch as I recline on my leather couch while enjoying a frosty Guinness and a nice Cohiba



Then I'd have a Press Conference where I displayed a big sign that simply said "Iraq/Iran/Libya/Lebanon/... . - you're NEXT".

 

[Morphious]

ummmmm... . I'd launch a preemptive strike against france..... just to save them the time of dreading thier future.





I'm such the kind soul, ain't I?





Morph.

 

[Shovelhead]

Good idea..... If we launched a preemptive strike, the whole country would have their hands in the air at the same time, and they might be able to catch it. :-laf

 

[BFC]

I would tell'em to go ask the UN and then veto the resolution, if one should be brought up.

 

[Forrest]

1. Bomb all roads outa France.



2. Blockade their ports.



3. Bomb all their airports.



Don't let them evacuate ... :-laf

 

[HEMI®Dart]

These guys hate France too.



http://www.francesucks.net/

 

[JSmith]

I can not believe how mean spirited

you people are.



I like the bombing the roads to keep them in.



Bush could pull a Clinton. Keep the French on hold until it is over, have the TV cameras come in as Bush is asking can you hear me now.

 

[Jumbo Jet]

You guys keep this anti-France stuff up and I'm going to have to lay my French maid... . off!

 

[The patriot]

Task a few sattelites , fire up the big screen and make some pop corn.

Eric

 

[Scot]

You know the difference between snow and a French soldier?



You can make a man out of snow.

 

[Champane Flight]

Trick?

Trick question, does France have any oil?

 

[fest3er]

Re: Trick?

Originally posted by Champane Flight
Trick question, does France have any oil?

Weren't they the original grea... .

No, I'd best not say it.

Fest3er

 

[Morphious]

greasers?



Morph.

 

[Jumbo Jet]

Trick question, does France have any oil? - CF

Yes, it is in Iraq!! They had a sweet deal with that Butcher Saddam Hussein that they were afraid we would screw up for them. Which we will probably make even sweeter for them in the name of reconciliation.