What's a Texan to do?

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Originally posted by BIGDIG

Go easy on the guy Matt. Not sure if Texan's know anything about the East Coast Belcher

I can see it now



We gather 'round the lot and song fades in ... . wait a sec it sounds like Deep In The Heart Of TexasStars at [SIZE=]night[/SIZE] are big ... ... ... . BBRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKK ... ... . "ooohhh sorry 'bout 'at got a 'lil emotional for a tic dare. " ... ... ... ..... Deep in the heart of Texas



then a thud and two are no longer standing ... . BreaksEverything looks down and yells at Holeshot "Dude ... I am the one who BreaksEverything!"



Holeshot "Yesh Yesh ishn't 'dat veerd?"

 

[BIGDIG]

:-laf

 

[BreaksEverything]

:-laf :-laf :-laf

 

[Hummerchick]

if your looking for a good time come and see me at coyote's. I'm always looking to serve a few guys who know something about trucks,,,,,,J'Amy



By the way breakseverything. . what clubs were you talking about? Red Rock West Saloon, Coyote's , Doc's or Village Idiot?? Never seen you in the clubs I've worked at and I've worked in most of them at one time or another.

 

[BreaksEverything]

Westport ?? HMMMMMMMMMMMM

haven't seen me hmmm ok so it's been a while but I'm know at the rock , well known

ok so e-mail me what days you're workin & a pic so I know who I'm lookin for --- you said you're workin at C/U right ?



-- email address removed --



I'll bring a few guys w/ me for you to ***** slap like Tracy does



OH DIG!

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Wait a tic... ... hummerchick do you have the black h1 with diamond plate I see all over westport/wilton every morning?

 

[Hummerchick]

Yeah, that's one of mine I actually have 2 of them.....

 

[Hummerchick]

Well Breaks I work a few times a month at CU. Usually when Lil is in town. Before I moved to westport I use to live in brooklyn. You know one of the burrows of the city. I don't know if you can figure that one out, but some guy the other day didn't have a clue about brooklyn!



All the guys at the shop kept on bugging me to join this thing and I still don't know why I did. Some of the guys have no F@@@in clue about anything to do with diesel trucks or how to add the right toys!!!



Well I'll post when I'm working next and lets see if you show with some guys who wanna get beat by me and a few friends. And as for tracy at the rock, well she use to be my neighbor. Should of never moved.

SO WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING BESIDES BASHING US FEMALES???

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Originally posted by Hummerchick

some guy the other day didn't have a clue about brooklyn!

Look at what Town you live in! Westport isn't allowed to acknowledge ANY OTHER TOWNSHIP that has a per capita income LESS than $200,000 a year!

 

[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by Hummerchick

Well Breaks I work a few times a month at CU. Usually when Lil is in town. Before I moved to westport I use to live in brooklyn. You know one of the burrows of the city. I don't know if you can figure that one out, but some guy the other day didn't have a clue about brooklyn!

first off it's "BROOKLYN"

not brooklyn

& yea I think I know a thing or two about it

it's a quaint little county tucked away in NY somewhere

near richmond,queens& ny co. 's



so what shop do you work at ?

I've got the day off , & have time too run up & say hello

I'll even take ya out too lunch ( no TMTT, not HOOTERS )

 

[Hummerchick]

Well Breaks I'm on lunch right now at the shop. I work for the Empire State --D. O. T. I'm one of 4 female mechanics here.



What's up with you guys a little afraid when a female is capable of working on a truck!!!!



NO WONDER WHY I THREW MY HOUSBAND OUT YOUR ALL THE SAME ###HOLES AFRAID OF A FEMALE WITH A MIND WHO USES IT.



AND WHAT'S UP WITH LIVING IN WESTPORT, SORRY BUT HEY THAT'S WHERE I ENDED UP MOVING. I MUCH RATHER BE HOME IN AS YOU PUT IT BREAKS BROOKLYNNNNNNNNNN . COUNTRY LIFE SUCKS. .

 

[Hummerchick]

Originally posted by ToolManTimTaylor

Look at what Town you live in! Westport isn't allowed to acknowledge ANY OTHER TOWNSHIP that has a per capita income LESS than $200,000 a year!

Well Excuse me maybe some of us know how to make investments and enjoy life. Westport was not my place of choice to live, but now that I threw the a##hole husband out maybe I can finally move back to the city and be happy.

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

OOofffaaaa maybee you didn't catch the TMTT humor behind that one. Dude ... . Dudette... we have a few Wrenchin chicks in the group! If anything we need more! ... ... ... Just ask FireChick

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Anyhow Hey Welcome to the TDR! If ya haven't noticed we have wrench days nightly up in derby on alternating Tuesdays and Thursdays. Tomorrow we wanna wind up everything before the fall brawl. C'mon up and hang a bit (we don't bite ... well unless its a grilled georgia hot with rellish) BTW check out the NETDP site for regular updates too. (Maybee you could show Breaks how to lube his rear end and not the Jack , floor , and creeper)



J. K Breaks Bring the H1 Oo. Oo. I want 1 so bad and do a cummins convert on it!

 

[HoleshotHolset]

A mechanically inclined gal with an H1 (military version... no less... . ) and an ISBe powered 3rd gen?



Folks like this make me wonder why I'm moving to WI.



All the cool kids hang out on the East Coast..... but I have a feeling that the Midwest/GLTDR crowd will soon learn to loosen up a little. :-laf



Matt

 

[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by Hummerchick

Well Breaks I'm on lunch right now at the shop. I work for the Empire State --D. O. T. I'm one of 4 female mechanics here.



What's up with you guys a little afraid when a female is capable of working on a truck!!!!



NO WONDER WHY I THREW MY HOUSBAND OUT YOUR ALL THE SAME ###HOLES AFRAID OF A FEMALE WITH A MIND WHO USES IT.



AND WHAT'S UP WITH LIVING IN WESTPORT, SORRY BUT HEY THAT'S WHERE I ENDED UP MOVING. I MUCH RATHER BE HOME IN AS YOU PUT IT BREAKS BROOKLYNNNNNNNNNN . COUNTRY LIFE SUCKS. .

WHOH !!!!



back up here ,

from what I see on the board , no one slammed,bashed,cut down, or did anything else to you that was neg.

OK so I did the thing about "BROOKLYN"

big deal I'm from there & proud of it



as for being afraid of female w/ a brain & knows how too turn a wrench ,KEWL BEENS! I don't have too work on your ride & maybe you could work on mine



& guys being a s s h o l e s , "I'M JUST A MALE" "GUILTY AS CHARGED"



but now if you can't take some ribbing from time too time , you are in the wrong place but if you can, come down to the shop & Hang out just one thing, the first 6 is on you , bein a newbie & all that



yours truly,Brian

Pres. of

A S S H O L E local 101

 

[BIGDIG]

!!!!!HOLY CRAP!!!!!

I take my first weekend off in months and come back to this...

Breaks,what the heck did you do now??????

Hummerchick... welcome to the TDR,you should chat with 3atatime,you two gals will get along great...

 

[BreaksEverything]

Originally posted by BIGDIG

!!!!!HOLY CRAP!!!!!

I take my first weekend off in months and come back to this...

Breaks,what the heck did you do now??????

hey wait a minute here ??? now it's blame it on Breakseverything ??????????



what happend to blame it on whitmore





ok blame it on me , I'm the one that screwed the poch

 

[BIGDIG]

Re: Westport ?? HMMMMMMMMMMMM

Originally posted by BreaksEverything

I'll bring a few guys w/ me for you to ***** slap like Tracy does



OH DIG!

I'M WITH YOU BUDDY

 

[BreaksEverything]

hey DIG what do you think bring ELMO too Oo. Oo. Oo.

& who else ? we can't have anyone normal go

normalcy would just kill the buzz