What's The Most Odd Ball Question You've Been Asked By A Stranger?

[Doc Tinker]

Some people say the darnedest things, and they say them to total strangers. What's the most odd ball question you've been asked by a stranger?



Doc

 

[Papa Joe]

About ten years ago I was walking through the mall and an attractive lady in her thirties asked me to "pop her back". I had never seen her before in my life. Oh... . did I mention she was extremely well-endowed?

I was fairly dumfounded. I looked around for candid camera or some other set up. She said, "Please. " So I put my arms around her and pulled back. Nothing. She said try again. I tried twice more. On the third time I saw my reflection in the store glass and busted up laughing. She didn't laugh and seemed a little perturbed. I said,"this isn't going to work. " and walked away. She said thanks and I never saw her again.

Did I mention she was totally stacked? Did I mention my wife was somewhere in the mall, too?



Whew... ... ... ... ...

 

[The patriot]

I got a call at work one day and it was one of the other guys girlfriends.

I dont know how to say this... . she was grilling me on the size of my penis.

This went on for about 10 minutes,(she sounded very interested) then I started to think my buddy was going to walk in (biker type, wouldnt find it as amusing as I did) so we hung up.

I met her once or twice, but it never turned out like most guys hope. She was pretty hot, but I guess I wasnt big enough!

This is a true story.

Eric

PS This was way before I was married.

 

[SS]

"Were Adam and Eve Vegetarians?

Doc

What do you suppose the average IQ of a dog would be, using the human IQ scale?

Doc

Are Beehives Good Insulation?

Doc

Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Doc

Do Birds Know?

Doc

Do Pets Have A Conscience?

Doc"



I can't think of anything Doc - maybe I'll get back to you later if something comes to mind.

 

[klenger]

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So you are saying that you consider Doc to be a "stranger"? Certainly stranger than most.

 

[SS]

I've actually met Doc in person - you know, he's not as "rotund" as his photo would make him appear. But he sure does get some entertaining topics started.

 

[Morphious]

What time it is, when I obviously don't have a watch on me.



What is that noise comming from your truck? (Jake brake on, idling) I tell them that the cat is dying and it is having a long dramatic death...



Could think of some others, but I am kind of an odd ball myself so they don't seem weird...



Morph.

 

[The Sequel]

I'm a cop and it always kills me when you've got a street shutdown for an accident, crime scene etc. and someone pulls up, goes around the flares and starts down the street. I stop them and indignantly they say, "How am I supposed to get home?" My response is always, "Have I ever met you before?" and when they say no, I say well then how do I know where you live!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rich m]

funniest 13 seconds of my work-life....

The Scene: Downstairs "can" at work

Characters: Joe Friday (that's his real name, not the fictional character from Dragnet, although that'd be cool too),

Me,

and the troll-guy who looks like an extra from a lowbudget gang movie .



Action:

I finish up my "business" in stall #3. (While doing said "business", I notice a pair of dilapidated sneakers outside the stall, pointing in my direction. )

Joe has done his "business", apparently in one of the urinals, and finished washing his hands just as I emerge.



Dialog:



Troll: "Did you find a pager in there?"

Me: *blank, deer-in-headlights, expression* : "ummm, no"

Joe: *suddenly burst into uncontrollable laughter*





Ever since then, I've updated Joe on the pager-search... "No beeper in (insert name of room or department here), either. "

 

[Briar Hopper]

When I was married, and my son was 18 months old, we went out to eat with her parents, who happen to be deaf too...

My then-wife told the waitress that I and her parents couldn't hear, so she'd be helping out, interpreting if necessary.

The waitress, trying to be helpful, promptly asked if we wanted a Braille menu.

 

[baby.driver]

The three of us pulled up to the kiosk at the drive-in, I held out a five and said "two please".

The girl in the booth says"two?".

I replied "the young lady is blind".

She took the fiver and sent us on our way. I always wondered how long it took her to figure it out.



Jay

 

[redneckdr]

my answer

oh great carnack, the answer is:



WHAT'S THE MOST ODDBALL QUESTION YOU'VE BEEN ASKED BY A STRANGER?

 

[rrausch]

Back in the 1980's I was young and single and I lived in an apartment building which had a LOT of single young women in it. Trish was very pretty and red-headed and had a boyfriend, and I had just met them. One evening I ran into them in the hallway and she invited me back to their apt. to watch some TV movie with the both of them. When I got to their apt. boyfriend was sitting in a big easy chair and the only other seat was next to Trish on a couch. After about a half hour the boyfriend got up to go to the laundry room and he wasn't gone one minute before she scooted over a bit, turned and leaned and fell over in my lap. Looking right up into my eyes she said, "I need more love than one man can give. "

My eyes bugged out... I didn't know whether to scream or go crazy! To my credit I didn't do anything, but I sure wanted to!

 

[Andy Perreault]

Whenever someone asks me, "Do you know what time it is?", I look at my watch and say, "Yes", and I walk away. Why do they care whether or not I know what time it is?

Andy

 

[Fireman Dave]

Or say, "time to get a watch".

 

[Jim Fulmer]

Back in the 1980's I was young and single and I lived in an apartment building which had a LOT of single young women in it. Trish was very pretty and red-headed and had a boyfriend, and I had just met them. One evening I ran into them in the hallway and she invited me back to their apt. to watch some TV movie with the both of them. When I got to their apt. boyfriend was sitting in a big easy chair and the only other seat was next to Trish on a couch. After about a half hour the boyfriend got up to go to the laundry room and he wasn't gone one minute before she scooted over a bit, turned and leaned and fell over in my lap. Looking right up into my eyes she said, "I need more love than one man can give. "

Dang Robert finish the story were dying... ... LMFAO



Jim