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Many of you have wondered why a computer crashes.
It is usually very technical but maybe this will help.
Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus
is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the
memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket
packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your
situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your
packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly
rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you
may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a
poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and
the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then
you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your
ROM then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell
your Mom!
It is usually very technical but maybe this will help.
Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus
is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the
memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket
packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your
data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your
situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your
packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly
rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you
may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a
poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and
the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then
you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your
ROM then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell
your Mom!
cause if it was them two you are
