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Why did the chicken cross the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH
That chicken was a big ole' strong Texas Chicken and Texas Chickens go wherever they want to.
AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
That was a Mexican Chicken who crossed to steal a job from a decent, hardworking American Chicken.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side. That's what 'they" call it -- the "other side. " Yes, my friends, that
chicken is a homo chicken. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become a homo too.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Under the tires of a truck. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where alllllll chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed The road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it overcame a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road!
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
Because we enacted the biggest tax cut in history, and that created a free market, where the chicken could go anywhere he wanted to.
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying fascination with sex.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, which was BLACK-top, represents the black man. The chicken, which was a WHITE chicken I might add, crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said Unto the chicken," Thou shalt cross the road" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
You mean I missed one?
GEORGE W. BUSH
That chicken was a big ole' strong Texas Chicken and Texas Chickens go wherever they want to.
AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
That was a Mexican Chicken who crossed to steal a job from a decent, hardworking American Chicken.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the
plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side. That's what 'they" call it -- the "other side. " Yes, my friends, that
chicken is a homo chicken. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become a homo too.
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Under the tires of a truck. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where alllllll chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed The road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it overcame a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road!
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
Because we enacted the biggest tax cut in history, and that created a free market, where the chicken could go anywhere he wanted to.
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying fascination with sex.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2006, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, which was BLACK-top, represents the black man. The chicken, which was a WHITE chicken I might add, crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said Unto the chicken," Thou shalt cross the road" And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
You mean I missed one?
