Why Golf Is Better Than Sex ....

[fkovalski]

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex



10. A below par performance is considered damn good.



9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.



8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot.



7. Foursomes are encouraged.



6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.



5. Three times a day is possible.



4. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.



3. If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.



2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.



And the number one reason why golf is better than sex . .



1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

 

[bighammer]

My 81 year old mother sent me that in an email. Sort of added to the humor. :-laf

 

[AMink]

Plus you can play 18 holes in one day and they don't get jealous of each other. :-laf :-{}

 

[RobertP]

ive played 36 holes in one day man that wore me out :-laf and no one said a word

 

[bigkid59]

Real Golfers

Kinda reminds me of a golfing story I heard a while back.



Fred, John, Pete, and Louie went out to play some golf. All was well until the second hole when Fred collapsed and died of a heart attack.



The next day as John was walking down the street he ran into another golfing buddy. They stopped and a conversation got started. The friend asked John how the foursome of the previous day had gone. John then told the friend about Fred's demise. The friend then told John that that must have caused a lot of distress on the other players. John agreed and then replied "Yes, you know how it is-hit the ball, drag Fred--hit the ball, drag Fred--hit the ball, drag Fred!"

 

[The patriot]

A golf course is a waste of a good rifle range.

I like the bit Robin Williams did on golf. ROFLMAO

Cant repeat about 99% of it here.

Eric

 

[fkovalski]

A golf course is a waste of a good rifle range... .

Furthermore...



"... I tell ya'... . cemeteries and golf courses... . biggest waste of real estate... "

 

[The patriot]

The immortal Rodney.

I like Kinnison too.

They were good together in "Back to school".

 

[Shovelhead]

A golf course is a waste of a good rifle range.

I like the bit Robin Williams did on golf. ROFLMAO

Cant repeat about 99% of it here.

Eric

Just did a Google for Robin Willams Golf.

Watched the routine... ...



you might be able to post about 10% of it here. :-laf

But it's worth watching again, and again, and again... ... #ad

 

[KBennett]

A golf course is a waste of a good rifle range.

I like the bit Robin Williams did on golf. ROFLMAO

Amen! :-laf

 

[kgarciactd]

ive played 36 holes in one day man that wore me out :-laf and no one said a word

played 45 the other day and thought about playing a few more.