Heck, Minnesota isn't cold in January
40F degrees-Californians shiver uncontrollably - Canadians sunbathe.
35F degrees-Italian cars won't start - Canadians drive with the windows down.
20F degrees-Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats - Canadians throw on a T-shirt.
15F degrees-Californians begin to evacuate the state - Canadians go swimming.
Zero degrees-New York landlords finally turn up the heat - Canadians have the last BarBQ before it gets cold.
10F degrees below zero-People in Miami cease to exist - Canadians lick flagpoles.
20F degrees below zero-Californians fly away to Mexico - Canadians throw on a light jacket.
80F degrees below zero-Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic - Canada Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100F degrees below zero-Santa Claus abandons the North Pole - Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
173F degrees below zero-Ethyl alcohol freezes - Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
297F degrees below zero-Microbial life start to disappear - Canadians pets fear owners with cold hands.
460F degrees below zero-ALL atomic motion stops - Canadians start saying "chilly - - you feeling cold?"
500F degrees below zero-Hell freezes over - Canadians dress for hockey practice !!!
