Ya Ever Shake A Can Of Pop. Then Give It To Somebody?

[Jeff H]

I have done this plenty of times. I thought about sticking a can of pop in the stamping press at work. They can run as fast as 900 hits a minute. That should make somebodies day.

Oh Oh I might be busted for this. There is another TDR member from work.

 

[illflem]

Jeff, ever try looseing the lid on the lunchroom salt shaker so it comes off when shaken?

 

[Evan A. Beck]

The salt shaker this is great, except I did it with a big container of grated parmesan cheese. *LOL* the look on my friend's face when he dumped a pound of grated cheese on his pizza was priceless. *LOL*



Another good one is to shake up a pop, and then poke it with a nail, and put your finger over the hole. Then you find a friend (victim) and say, "here, have a pop. " Throw it to him. her, and enjoy! *LMAO*

 

[Jff24Gordn]

episode of the simpsons

bart put a can of duff in a paint mixer for a while as a april fools day prank. it blew up the house and homer was unconcous for a few months.

 

[LSMITH]

Just spin the part you lift up to open the can 180 degrees. It will break off and then you laugh like hell watching them try to open it.

 

[WOWZY]

About 20 years ago I was with my family at the steakhouse celebrating my grandfathers b-day. I was explaining to my cousin about the salt shaker "thing" and took the top off and set it back on. Well our food came and she grabbed the salt shaker and it dumped all over her baked potato. I said "Yeah! just like that!" I don't know whether she was more pissed at me or her own stupidity for not checking it first after I gave her a demonstration.



Another good one at the restaurant would be taking the top off of the A-1 steak sauce and just sitting it bad on top like the salt shaker. No matter who it is that picks up the bottle, they feel like they have to shake it up, even if the last person has done so before. It usually makes a big mess



As far as the can of soda goes, the only thing that I used to do is when my buddies would get up and leave their beer on the table, I'd poke a hole in it on the side just below the opening. They'd take a sip it would run down their chin and shirt.

 

[catoiler]

Had a boss once he always played with what ever was by the phone when he was talking on it. one day one of the mech. took a point condenser and charged it up and set it by the phone. yep the ol boy got hold of that thing,droped the phone and screamed like a girl. scared the s#$t out of him. never picked up anything again

 

[QRTRHRS]

When someone's pouring coffee in your cup, pull it away as you say okay. Standard reaction is "I can't believe you did that".

 

[Doc Tinker]

Yeah... Love that charged up condensor trick



I once stuffed a pair of coveralls, with old rags, and tied it to a coworker's rear bumper, with a fat rope. The guy took off after work with the thing flying behind him. He later told us that people were trying to force him off the road, thinking it was real and he thought they were all nuts, since he didn't know why they wanted him to stop.



Doc

 

[Woodenhead]

All in good fun.

My buddy was a mechanic at DC. Boss's daughter brought in here car for a service so he wired her left turn signal to the horn. Wasn't long before she was back. At first she didn't know he screwed with it just thought something else needed fixin. Most guys also had a lid for a wiper fluid jug with an air fitting in their box for blowing up jugs. Gotta keep on yer toes.



mike

 

[QRTRHRS]

Buddy used to have a gas station back in the days when when stations were fun to be a gear head. Idle minds making much trouble, we used to find all kinds of ways to be what is now politically incorrect.



We had this part time school kid working there. Real "virginal" type. He stopped for a burger with his girl friend. She opens the glove box to set her soda in and out pops a pack of condoms. Heh heh!



Another guy, real small but married to an amazon. You know who ruled the roost. She used to clean the car though. Well, we got a hold of this super size bra and put it under the seat. Week goes by, nothing happens. So, we call her up, tell her whats up. She confronts this poor dude with the bra. She said he turned a shade of pure white. Heh Heh.

 

[WOWZY]

No telephone was exempt from my "Black grease on the reciever" trick. I even got the plant manager during every shut down. He made it a point to have his office in an adjoining room in the computer room where it's nice and cool. No one could ever get in there because of the electo-magnetic door locks. So every time Duke Power changed the taps in the sub-station, the power would be off and I could go in and out of his office at will to perform my dastardly deeds!

 

[Mill Rat]

A brick of limburger (sp?) cheese hidden in a flourescent light fixture (right next to the very warm ballast) can provide amusement for a few days.