You Know Your A Red Neck If.........

[Greenleaf]

Ok,,,,,,ok,,,,,, I've done some pretty wierd stunts with my CTD. How about you all???? Ever ran off the road while rubber necking another CTD???

Now I'm not saying that I have I'm simply curious if anyone out there has had similar opportunities to participate.

Well, ok then, I'll share my most recent event. Luckily only my wife witnessed my adolescent behavior

I tell the wife it would be realy cool if I could hear my OWN truck drive past our house. So I ask her if she would be a dear and perform said task as I set on the front porch for the drive by. She gave me a little and :-{} then a little:-laf so I promised to wash her car... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

It was worth the effort.



Scott

 

[bflood]

I was more subtle and it didn't cost me anything. I let her borrow the truck while I worked on her car (something I had agreed to do anyway). When she was leaving I rushed outside so I could hear my baby throb. Felt good!



This reminds me and I think I'll do it again, even if I have to wash her car.



//s// Yankee Redneck

 

[sparks57]

On several occasions I have had my girlfriend drive around the block so I can hear my other baby roar.



But anyways... hunting incident. I was making a new road up the side of a mountain (which was made of loose topsoil) in the December hunting season with about two feet of snow on the ground (STUPID!!! ) and on the way back down, I jumped a set of washout's and the truck lifted all the way off the ground :--) (on accident, of course! ) .



When the truck landed... the results were a cracked frame and a broken steering box!



You can still see the ruts from the new road at least. I left my mark on that mountain.

 

[skobylenski]

Let's see...

large snowbank (about 6 feet tall, 10 feet deep, 20 feet wide), 4 wheel drive, friends who think you can make it over/through the snowbank, an adverturesome feeling in my gut. Needless to say I didn't make it, and ended up beaching The Beast. It was funny seeing us trying to dig it out and then chaining up to a Jeep Grand Cherokee AND a Chevy 1500. I was really burried - both axles were not to be seen, and the hole I left there became my "honorary" parking place for the rest of the winter I wish I'd had a camera.

 

[bgilbert]

Thats something I havent done yet, is hear my truck go by. When I see first gens go by with no muffler and straight piped like mine, I asked myself, wow does my truck sound like that? Bill

 

[skobylenski]

Originally posted by bgilbert

wow does my truck sound like that? Bill

Probably, but you just can't help but wonder, can you? I think it's some sort of disease we all have, and when we finally get the cure, it only lasts a little while before we want to hear it again - namely right after we BOMB it somehow I've heard my sort-of muffled truck a couple times with my dad driving it w/ loaded horse trailer. I say sort of muffled because the underside of the pipe right before the muffler is starting to rust a little - I swear it wasn't because of the snowbank incident, either

 

[rholcom2]

Go to college at Purdue, live in an apartment complex north of campus. Last year they were building a new apartment complex right beside ours. We were having a party and everyone was out on the balcony and as you look off our balcony you can see this new apartment complex being built, well, there was alot of dirt that had been scraped back, so no vegitation was showing. After making a beer run, I thought that it would be really cool to drive across the jobsite, and come up over the hill to my apartment with a bit of mud flying, and stuff. Well, to make a long story short, I didnt do enough studying before I came across the jobsite, it was a bit wet anyways, so I couldnt tell with the headlights and tinted windows that they were building a retention pond in the middle of the construction site, and drove straight into the retention pond. Needless to say, the ole' dodge went straight to the frame, and Had to break down and call the neighbor with the stroker to pull me out. Well, it seems that I had forgotten to put the chain back in the truck the last time that I used it, so I was out a chain, just got new shoes, so I pulled my shoes off int he truck and rolled my jeans up and down into the muck I went, up to my knees, and straight to Walmart. I had to run around and try to find the tow straps in my alcholic haze, finally found them and went back to the scene. well, seems that the stroker didnt have enough to pull me out, had to call another cummins up and he came and pulled me out with no problem. So after arriving back to my party, after the party was over, I commensed to washing my truck in the parking lot with a borrowed hose from the maintainance shed, so I get my truck nice and clean, and I stand back and admire the clenliness of the truck for a bit as the sun is coming up. Look side to side and, heck it looks like every one else went mudding as well, as my hazy mind starts putting together the events, I realize that I probably made them muddy by washing my truck off. So I commense to washing 6 cars at 7 in the morning, one dude was really appreciative when he came out for church!!!! I took the hose back and threw all my clothes in the washer, and commensed to eating my taco bell and drinking my baurley pops that I went to get only 4 hours earlier. FUN NIGHT!!!! I LOVE COLLEGE!!!!

 

[Greenleaf]

Probably, but you just can't help but wonder, can you? I think it's some sort of disease we all have

:-laf :-laf



I didn't know Indiana had any mud