You know your too drunk to drive when......

[BILLVO]

You know your too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree then realize its just your air freshener. :-laf:-laf



Lets have some fun with this and keep it going.

 

[2broke2smoke]

in a similiar vane was something i heard on tv a while back ...



"you know you're drunk when you have to lay down in the grass and hold on ... to keep from flying off the planet"



haven't had a drink in 6 years but i've been there

 

[PToombs]

The designated driver is the one who can get the key in the ignition! :-laf:-laf

 

[HOBrian]

Rule number 1:



When driving drunk remember to cover ONE eye... This way you only have double vision and not quad vision

 

[PToombs]

The only thing you remember about the ride home was the speedo on the bike was on 70. All the way. :-laf

 

[HoleshotHolset]

'nuff said.



Drunkest Driver Ever? - January 10, 2008

 

[ANicklas]

Dang... . I guess there's a record out there to beat.
Oh wait, what am I saying..... I've never driven intoxicated.

 

[klenger]

To quote a Richard Pryor movie, ... "why is the blind guy driving?"

 

[nickleinonen]

'nuff said.



Drunkest Driver Ever? - January 10, 2008

i heard that this morning on the radio... crazy... !

 

[tgordon]

She was simply trying to get close enough to read the sign:-laf



That is pretty bad when they try crap like that.

 

[JApol]

When the cop asks you to get out of the car and you say, "I'm to drunk, you get in".



When the cop asks you to get out of the car and you reply "Hold on, let me move the empty beer bottles".

 

[Champane Flight]

When you close one eye!

When you close one eye and see even numbers of stuff, odd numbers are OK, you can use the one in the middle... ..... Or the next morning you can't find your truck... .....

 

[DennyDay]

Any time you announce - -

"Hold my beer and watch this!!"

Last living words of drunk drivers in Texas and Arkansas.



Denny

 

[JFlagg]

I'm sure you guys have seen the commercials about drunk driving were the cop pulls someone over and when they roll the window down the car is full of beer up to their chin and it spills out the window. I want to get a junk car and caulk all the doors and everything to where it will actually hold beer like that, than try to drive through a checkpoint and see what they do... .

 

[phloop]

I'm sure you guys have seen the commercials about drunk driving were the cop pulls someone over and when they roll the window down the car is full of beer up to their chin and it spills out the window. I want to get a junk car and caulk all the doors and everything to where it will actually hold beer like that, than try to drive through a checkpoint and see what they do... .

That sounds like a bad waste of good beer. Just use some colored water, be way cheaper also. :-laf

 

[CumminsBu]

When you get busted shopping at Wal-mart with an open container, buying more beer.

 

[Champane Flight]

When...

When you think you are a great dancer! But, someone keeps stepping on your hands!:-laf:-laf



I had a good friend who sobered up after many years and DUIs. His idea of a good time was to find DUI stops and take the Cops Donuts! He said they would see NO humor in his actions and put him through the tests anyway. He was the ONLY man I know that can recite the alphabet backwards as fast as he can forwards,,,,,,,,,,DRUNK!

 

[PToombs]

When you and your buddy are fighting over a beer in the back seat. While the cop is writing a speeding ticket to the driver. Who is so drunk he's puking into a paper bag while the cop is in his car. :-laf :-laf



Boy, we had some great times when we were younger!