You Know You're a Canadian when . . . .

[ddutil]

Found on the Net:



You Know You're a Canadian when . . . .



1) You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.

2) Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

3) You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.

4) You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

5) The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1 page, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

6) At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.

7) The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

8) Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

9) You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

10) You find -40C a little chilly.

11) The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.

12) You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorrels.

13) You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian friends.



Oo. Dan

 

[fkovalski]

LOL!:-laf :-laf :-laf

Especally #8

 

[ddutil]

Originally posted by fkovalski

Especally #8

Eh, that's because you've never seen Sorrel boots. You need them for driving the snowblower. I will try to post a pic.

 

[Evan A. Beck]

#14: You think Molson is good beer.

 

[Woodenhead]

I know a few people with sleds worth way more than anything they own with 4 wheels. My brothers fishing rod is worth more than his car .

#14: You think Molson is good beer.

#1 Beer Labatt's 50 (Ever heard of it?)

#2 Beer Molson Export



Wasn't there a post on this once?



Now I'm getting homesick.





Take Care

Mike

 

[nhincher]

Originally posted by ddutil

Eh, that's because you've never seen Sorrel boots. You need them for driving the snowblower. I will try to post a pic.

... And you know that LaCrosse makes pretty good Sorrels too...



we also call 'em "swampers", which also refer to the uninsulated rubber knee boots used during the 4 wheelin' season.

 

[The patriot]

Good one... . ehhh?

Eric

 

[BFC]

Originally posted by Woodenhead

I know a few people with sleds worth way more than anything they own with 4 wheels. My brothers fishing rod is worth more than his car .





#1 Beer Labatt's 50 (Ever heard of it?)

#2 Beer Molson Export



Wasn't there a post on this once?



Now I'm getting homesick.





Take Care

Mike

Labbat's 50? You have to be kidding LOL Had not heard of that one in a long time and that was a good thing! Stuff is nasty, why not drink Moosehead while your at it. Molson ICE now that's beer. .



Glenn

 

[nickleinonen]

Originally posted by Evan A. Beck

#14: You think Molson is good beer.

it's not too bad... .



#15 - "strange brew" the movie. all aboot hockey & beer [and world domination :-laf] <--- now how much more canadian can you get than that

 

[AKDrifter]

In the Yukon

... ... . Any snowmachine is a ski-doo!

 

[Briar Hopper]

1) you only know three spices... salt, pepper, and ketchup... .

I got to disagree, Piers loves Tabasco on his steak ! That sure was a fun post-New Years party... :-laf

Man, I miss Canada already, can't wait to go back... .

 

[Woodenhead]

Originally posted by BFC

Labbat's 50? You have to be kidding LOL Had not heard of that one in a long time and that was a good thing! Stuff is nasty, why not drink Moosehead while your at it. Molson ICE now that's beer. .



Glenn

Moosehead, how'd ya guess. That's #3 . Soak it up!!!



Mike

 

[Show Cattle Hotshot]

HELLO FELLOW NORTHERNERS!!!!!!!!



Ahh yes the sorrells the Labatts the Molson and don't forget the Kokanee!!!



Dont forget the Crown Royal or Gibsons Finest now guys!!!!!!!!



Whiskey is a great source of warmth!!



LOL





Jared Glasman

RUssell, Mb , Canada