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you might be a dieselholic if.....

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Fuel is going up in price, FAST!!

Anyone need a pump?

. . you were supposed to get rid of your 2 old Isuzu diesels when you bought your cummins, but you bought a rolled turbo Isuzu to bomb instead...



... if you like the smell of your diesel on a cold morning start. .



... if you are proud of being told to shut your engine off at a drive tthrough so they could hear...



... if you think it's cool to smoke the neighbor hood up on a cold morning start. .



. . if your your neighbors know it's you going by without having to look out the window. .



. . if you can't understand why anyone would ever buy a truck that wasn't a diesel...



... if you think diesel is just another form of testosterone...



... if you drive an old diesel truck but have a condescending view of those pretty boys in those big wheeled, shiny, 4' in the air gassers...



... if you think it ain't a real truck if it ain't a diesel. .



... if your watching tv with you family and a diesel goes by and without thinking you call out the brand of diesel...



... if you know the paper towels in filling stations are really to hold the nozzle with instead using to clean your windshield. .



... if you know you are a dieselholic but don't care if there's a cure, and if there were you wouldn't take it. .



sorry, guys. . got carried away, but I'm sure some of you can relate to this... .
 
That's Me

Hi my name is Darrell and I'm a Dieselholic. :-laf :-laf :-laf



I've got it so bad I don't even use the paper towel at the pump because I like to smell the diesel on my hands while I drive. :p



Diesel It's Not Just For Breckfast Any More :D



Come on guys fess up, you know your Dieselholics.



Big D
 
Confession

Hi my name is Ron and I'm a dieselholic. I am guilty of all the symptoms listed except those related to the Isuzu. I know there's help out there but I refuse to get it. However, I would welcome the opportunity to drive to get help but would pass up the help. Is there any place to buy diesel after shave, deodrant, or shampoo?:confused:
 
oh my!!!

I am a dieselaholic also, my name is Kevin and I will meet with you here every chance I get for some therapy, I prefer torque therapy as it works best with my symtoms.



My wife has to dab a few drops of fuel #2 behind her ears to get my away from my Cummins or this sight. :confused: :eek: :confused:
 
Hi my name is fox and I'm a dieselholic too. I tried to avoid it but was weak. I use to be addicted to marvel mystery fluid, then walked by a dodge cummins diesel and everythink changed.

Help me---- no-- I'm not ready for help.

I also have a diesel tractor. Thats another story.

Is that diesel aftershave available in gallons and quarts??

fox
 
Hi my name is Rick I am NOT a dieselholic,,,,I wont admit I have a problem!!!!!! I can relate to all the above trates... I dont need help. . and I dont want help. .



I'm having too much fun to get cured:p :p :p





Rick
 
I grew up running around a small oil refinery in Alaska... They made #1 and #2 and that's it... . I guess I got poluted there...



Sorry Mblair, but I agree with Darrel... The towels are only for wiping the dipstick...



I don't mind stepping in the slick at the pump... .



I'm starting to get addicted to the smell of Powerservice too!!:eek:



I also get irritated if some da*n gasser pulls up to the only diesel pump while there are 15 others open!:mad:



So I tend to stay on the TRUCK side!



My first wife didn't like the smell of diesel and wouldn't let me get one... . Sooooo I got rid of her!:D
 
dieselholic

i"m glad to know i ain't one. i've had the smell of raw #2 in the cab for a month, and have been trying to eliminate it. on the other hand, i got the motorhome, and the the JD, and almost got my OWMBO into a new Beetle TDI when she got her new ride a coupla weeks ago. naw, i ain't one. besides, i can stop any time i want to... ... ... i just don't want to... ... ... :cool:
 
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My name is Eric and I am a dieselholic. I have not smelled diesel fumes for 2 hours now (when I parked at work). I fully intend to relapse every time I need to travel further than I care to walk.



:D
 
Hi my name is Bob and I am a dieselholic - and proud of it. I know there is a 12 step program out there but it's only 4 steps to my truck! The nice thing about admitting it is that you don't have to attend all those danged old meetings that the gassers do.

Happy trails :D

Bob
 
Hi, my name is Dan, and I'm a dieselholic. I guess I didn't realize just how much my problem was affecting my family until I saw my 3 year old son crouched down behind my truck, smelling the exhaust. :eek: I am a bad parent. :{
 
My Name is Dennis, & I have a problem. You see, I'm a Dieseholic. I've had diesel cars, diesel pickups, diesel tractors, & an old D-6 Cat. I've been an Engineer on BNSF (Santa Fe) for years, and have about 1. 5 million miles of experience, burning fuel at up to 4 gallons per minute X the number of locomotives in the particular consist. Last time I went ot the Blood Bank to donate a pint, the nurse took a whiff & said "This stuff smells like diesel fuel"
 
dieselholics

wait a minute... ... ... ... ... alcoholics have to go to all those meetings; DRUNKS DON'T. i'm glad i'm a diesel junkie, rather than a dieselholic--don't have time for all those steeenkin' meetings you dieselholics gotta attend. :D :D
 
Sitting in deacon's meeting at church Monday night when a diesel pulls up outside. I say "sounds like a Power Stroke to me".



Exactly what it was! 3 out of 7 deacons drive diesel pickups in my church. 2 Cummins, 1 Powerstroke. Have one member with a Duramax.
 
Originally posted by mblair





... if you drive an old diesel truck but have a condescending view of those pretty boys in those big wheeled, shiny, 4' in the air gassers...






Im not addicted, IIYYEEEE can stop anytime I want.



Its my wife thats hooked. She sees those lifted Ford F-150's w/ giant monster mudder tires, and says, "Look at those flimsy axles!! They look like toothpics! It looks like those wheels are gonna break right off!!



Heeeheee!!! :D :D :D



Clatter on boys...
 
While at work I have to wear one of those diesel patches on my arm or my right foot will go into throttle spasms and I can't walk. :( Last time this happend I fell and bumped my head knocking me out. My secretary now keeps a diesel soaked rag in a plastic bag in her bottom drawer for me to sniff in case I have a problem.



I got it bbbaaaad man!:D
 
patches

larry b your post remainds me of a story (slightly off the subject), about a guy my age--old--who decided to take up smoking. never had smoked, and had trouble acquiring a taste for it. solved his problem by buying the nicotine patches, and using them in reverse order, from the weakest up to the strongest. finally got addicted and craved smoking. I LOVE SUCCESS STORIES, DON'T YOU??:D
 
redneckdr



:-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf :-laf





That's a wonderful story but it leaves me with one very large question.





WHY?
 
WHY

i dunno why. i just got a chuckle out of the story. supposedly really happened. can't vouch for the truth, didn't know the man.
 
The ony problem I have is the limit on my credit card... ... . ;) :rolleyes: Didn't know the made gas trucks..... I just look at the real ones. (How ya been Doc)



Glenn
 
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