Your spousal unit may not be a diesel head if...

[TPCDrafting]

1. She does NOT "wait to start"

2. She doesn't understand your obsession with your truck or the TDR.

3. She wants you to take her car to a dyno day so she can use the truck - good thing the event was cancelled.

4. She laughs at you for driving around with digital camera in hand trying to get a snapshot of the odometer turning 100k while going 90 mph.

5. She doesn't understand why you have to have $100 worth of mudflaps.



Ok I have to chill out now, you guys take it from here.

 

[lmills]

If she brings up at marriage counseling that you spend more time with your truck than her. :-laf

 

[klenger]

She says "it's big, it's noisy, and it smells", and thinks this is bad.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

You spend more time looking under the hood, than you do up her skirt... :-laf

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

If the term Foot pounds is a dig saying her ankles are fat.

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Thinks that some add ons are "cute"

 

[TORQUE THIS]

Or inch pounds is confused w/ the male genitalia

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Is mad that you have an 8 foot bed that never has to be made

 

[TORQUE THIS]

You'll wax your truck but refuse to wax her legs...

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Would rather go to a wedding than go to Thunder in muncie ... ... ... ... ... ... ..... DOH!

 

[TORQUE THIS]

If you can remember your trucks born on date and can't remember her B-day...

 

[TORQUE THIS]

If you buy premium name brand fluids, but buy her generic diet soda...

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

refers to the sticker "i'd rather be Cummin than strokin'" as a cry of frustration

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Allways thinks "your compensating for something"

 

[TORQUE THIS]

If you scream out " I GOTTA ORDER FORM GENO'S " while making love...

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Gets mad when you can identify any year truck by it's color and sound but cant figure out whats different with her hair?

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Thinks a 5" pipe is no big deal

 

[ToolManTimTaylor]

Wonders why you will run out in 5' of snow to plug in but won't wipe off her windshield.

 

[TORQUE THIS]

If you get sexually aroused when the UPS truck comes down the street...

 

[TORQUE THIS]

You spent more on chrome dress up parts than her engagement ring...