Virtually anyone can be a Democrat.
Just simply follow where you are led.
But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites
you
must meet first.
Compare your beliefs to those below and see how you rate.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
graders how
to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
Americans,
are more of a threat than U. S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of
Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
by
yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual
is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and big
governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start
wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts
of the Constitution, while the ACLU is
good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more
important to American history than
Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the
right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but
a liar and sex offender belongs in the
White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades applauding drag queens,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, but
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
Chinese
is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vote Democratic... It's easier than thinking.
I suppose everyone wont find this amusing:-{} but I liked it.
Eric
Just simply follow where you are led.
But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites
you
must meet first.
Compare your beliefs to those below and see how you rate.
1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.
2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
graders how
to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding
Americans,
are more of a threat than U. S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of
Chinese communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected
by
yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual
is natural.
7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on
demand.
8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and big
governments create prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
activists from Seattle do.
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually
doing something to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start
wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain
parts
of the Constitution, while the ACLU is
good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more
important to American history than
Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the
right people haven't been in charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,
but
a liar and sex offender belongs in the
White House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades applauding drag queens,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, but
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the
Chinese
is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Vote Democratic... It's easier than thinking.
I suppose everyone wont find this amusing:-{} but I liked it.
Eric
