Old Age Barometer
How many do you remember ?
1. Blackjack chewing gum
2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles... ... ... ...
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25. Washers with wringers
If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell anyone your age
If you remembered 16-25 = YOU'RE OLDER THAN DIRT!
Put me in the "Dont tell anyone your age" category (12), and I have yet to hit 30. But I grew up in Southeast MO, which sets me back about 15years from the rest of the country.
I remember riding our bikes down the big hill (gravel road) by our house in 3rd or 4th grade. It took lots of nerve to get going real fast over the top, as gravity would take over, and it seemed you topped 60 by the bottom.
Black and white TVs. We still have a set of rabbit ears. Except for reruns of some shows, MASH on weekends, and StarTrek after that, and the local news 3-4x/wk, we dont watch TV. I like Abbott and Costello, Lone Ranger, Red Skelton, Gunsmoke, Bonanza, John Wayne, Charlie Chaplin. Most of the older movies (pre 1960) had a lot more class than anything put out today. Today's movies are good in their own right, but they still dont hold a candle to those of the 30s, 40s, 50s.
I know what points and condensors are (sorta- I know it has to do with the ignition system). Mom had a 65, 73, and 75 Ford growing up. She never gave much over $1000, and this was 10 year old trucks.
yes ma'am, yes sir, thank you. Not much please, though. I still use them all to this day. Girls werent nearly as trampy as today's teens.
You waved to passing drivers, whether you knew them or not.
You didnt get arrested for defending yourself in your own home; your child didnt get suspended/ expelled/ arrested for fighting back against that bully (though I did get called into the principal's office a time or two) on the playground.
Playgrounds. And tag, baseball/ kickball games. Kids werent doped up on Ritalin (sp?). ADD was a math function capitalized. Not making the team this year. Getting an "F" when you got the all answers wrong. Self esteem was a secondary notion- your behavior was more important. Getting my butt warmed in K-mart for not minding. Mom didnt get arrested for child abuse.
I remembered the 10, 2, and 4.
My girlfriend:
-starting tractor driving at age 8
-worked cattle about that time
-worked long hours in the hot sun at her mom's nursery and pet shop in middle school summers
-had homework, and it took first proirity
-bought he first house at age 21; second at 23. Plans to move to Wyoming sometime... ...
Both of us know exactly what's in every line of the aforementioned songs.
Daniel
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