And then the fight began . . . (Ends: January 31, 2010)

[TDRadmin]

I've heard rumor of the "and then the fight began" jokes posted on TDR now and again. So, fest3er suggested that this idea might be a worthy contest.



Your challenge is to create the cleanest, best-balanced, funniest, true or fictitious one- or two-liners that end with "and then the fight began".



TDR, Dodge, Cummins and diesel must be an integrated part, either central or peripheral, to the joke.



OK you creative writers. Post your entries now!



And the winner gets . . . let's start 2010 off right with a complimentary renewal to the TDR and a $100 gift certificate to Geno's Garage.



Robin

TDR Admin

 

[kenny61]

I had a different opinion then HBarlow.....
And the the fight began!!!

 

[Mike_0521]

One guy had a chevy. The other a Ram!

And then the fight began!!

 

[Allnew2Me]

Geez Robin, one or two lines? Why couldn't you have had this rule on last month's contest, it would have saved me a lot of trouble! :-laf

 

[RLHannink]

Fixed some guy's Chevy at a gas station. He said "I figured you had tools, since you drive a Ford". Then the fight began.

 

[fest3er]

Some non-competing examples of pure fiction to jump-start your creativity:

My mother-in-law asked me what I thought of the new Ford Powerstroke she bought for her husband's birthday. I told her. And then the fight began.

Driving home in our diesel Dodge, my wife asked me why I always argue with her mother. I said her mother starts it. And then the fight began.

That weekend, my father-in-law came over in his new diesel Ford with a 12-pack and a huge sack of chips and pretzels. We sat down to watch the Bruins/Hawks game. And then the fight began.

 

[fest3er]

Geez Robin, one or two lines? Why couldn't you have had this rule on last month's contest, it would have saved me a lot of trouble! :-laf

Hey! You forgot the "And then the fight began"!

 

[Allnew2Me]

Heck fest3er, I was just warming up!

 

[DennyDay]

A RV'er neighbor asked me why I carried all those tools in my Dodge, I told him it was because alot of my friends drive Ford Diesels, including him - - - Then the fight began!

 

[DennyDay]

My wife and I walked out of Geno's Garage near Atlanta, after purchasing a set of electric and heated towing mirrors for our '06 Dodge, when my wife asked "What were you thinking?" And Then the fight began!

 

[mickeyblueyes]

I just woke up and looked at my wife, And the fight began

 

[mickeyblueyes]

I went to the local Dodge dealer to buy a new truck, and the fight began.

 

[mickeyblueyes]

My wife wanted to drive the truck, and the fight began.

 

[mickeyblueyes]

One beautiful winter day were were just driving the Dodge and site seeing,and the fight began

 

[mickeyblueyes]

I called Robin at TDR to talk about renewal prices! and the fight began!

 

[mickeyblueyes]

Some dude in a broken down Ford needed a push, I said only if you have the heated bumper my hands are cold, and the fight began.

 

[The patriot]

My MIL showed up at the door. Then the fight began.

 

[Moose Truck]

My Coworker with a Powerstoke said "it's only a little Six Cylinder!", and then Fight Began!

Day Two; I then said, "Ok show me a picture of a Ram with a Powerstorke swap!", and then the Fight Began!

 

[Skydiver]

The following is true.

When ever I'm at a fueling station and I notice a ford diesel I walk up and ask.

How did you get that ford cranked,,,and then the fight began.

Believe me, they don't like it one bit. LOL

EDIT: it's been real cold for us down here. While eating at the local rural diner I asked my question to a gentleman cattle farmer who ones a 08 F-350 4x4 flatbed at the next table. His reply, "I left it running all night" LOL

 

[MMeier]

How's this

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My girl was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming

anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3

seconds. '

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started... :-{}#@$%!